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Rainy Boner

A term to describe people who get really excited when it rains.
Its raining, bet Ichi's got a rainy boner
by Wizardboii August 15, 2021
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Boner

Divining rod for evil
"I know she was faulty as soon as I got a boner,. Can't have beauty n sanity in the same package."
by MuttLukk November 16, 2022
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fanny boner

you get a fanny boner in your clit

By Mia leverington
Adam walked past today And it gave me a fanny boner
by Super Billy's super willys February 12, 2017
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Stoner boner

Stoner boner is a lot like whiskey dick. When you get too fucked up on good weed sometimes it’s hard to get a hard on.
Bro last night I was so high I couldn’t get my dick hard enough to fuck Lana... fuckin stoner boner man.
by Biggin McGriddles November 30, 2020
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Pedo-boners

A person (usually an adult, and often a man,) who has an erection (i.e. a boner) via sexual arousal from pedophilic proclivities. In layman's terms, a man who gets a boner from looking at young girls/boys.
(from the opening Girls und Panzer Abridged Episode 8 by Gunmetal Stug)|

I hope you realize these people only think of you as a bunch of wallets with pedo-boners, (pause) think about that for a bit.
by ReizeiAkiyama August 6, 2022
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Electric Boner

A sex move where a man hooks up his dick to a car battery with aligator clips and then fucks his partner.
by Stumpy penis November 10, 2025
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boner bake

Hey I’m about to eat a boner bake and do your mom
by anonymous February 19, 2025
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