Self-Bedazzling

Lying about something to make you appear cooler, busy, or professional.

Bob: Yeah I got a ton of stuff to do, gotta photoshop for a magazine. (Lie)
Ross: Sure you do, bet you're just self-bedazzling yourself.

by DarkIBL May 31, 2016

adult bedtime story

Adult version of a bedtime story, meant to help get a good night sleep.

A: Let's read an adult bedtime story tonight shall we?

B: Sure.

A: A long time ago, in a swamp far far away, there lived a lonely ogre. Then one day... Zzz...zzz...

by Pseunonymous July 13, 2017

Water Bedding

An extremely large bellied woman is laying spread eagle on your bed and while you are eating her out she lifts her belly up and drops it on your head. Effectively recreating the ripple of a water bed in her belly fat.

Beatrice water bedded me while I was performing fellatio on her vaginal region. She was water bedding me because I am a naughty boy.

by Bbbrizzle November 6, 2017

bod beddows

The best guy you could meet, great personality and squeaky clean, he’ll always be the clown of the group and even as an adult still shows his childish side

Bod Beddows is a real nice guy, but he does often show his childish side

by Doodle:) February 13, 2018

fred bede

thinks his big and sucks some

fred bede is a name

by big man232324 June 6, 2018

Mack Bedsole

She is a beautiful girl and the most kind hearted person I know. She lights everyone up day by day no matter he mood. She makes everyone smile and makes the most friends. She makes the best little handshakes for everyone. She is very athletic and skillful. She says she is not very smart but not most people she is very bright. Love ya

Mack Bedsole is very kind

by etwilde November 10, 2018

Alabama Bedpan

Any receptacle found in a vehicle used to collect feces during a urinary or bowel movement, normally occurring while the vehicle is in operation.

"Hold the wheel, Terry, I gotta take a sh*t!"

"You better find yourself an Alabama Bedpan, then!"

by opsucks April 17, 2019