by Funsizedboi November 13, 2017

Passing a fart back and forth between one anus and another. You gotta be gentle. You can’t just jam it in there or else too much pressure builds and it becomes a burp.
by Stacked skinwalker March 8, 2025

by 69disan69dat November 28, 2020

When you deal pot, get caught by the copies, get sent to prison and get analy penetrated by a large black fellow and you end up getting the anal bursts.
Preston: I'm gunna deal some dope to make extra cash for a PS4
Me: You're gunna get those anal bursts man
Me: You're gunna get those anal bursts man
by Ripuranus March 23, 2016

During the Xmas season stockings are not the only thing getting stuffed. Santa might come down the chimney once a year but the holiday season is the one time of year husband's get unlimited backdoor passes.
Wife: Honey, can you help me with the Xmas decorations and tree?
Husband: Well, it is Xmas Anal Season. Turn around and grab your toes and I'll show you where the Xmas goose goes.
Husband: Well, it is Xmas Anal Season. Turn around and grab your toes and I'll show you where the Xmas goose goes.
by Holidays4men November 4, 2024

when your butthole gets all wet and slippery and you have to ask jesus to take the wheel because your homeboy is coming over and you already know you boutta get dicked down good
andy: “bro, no homo or anything but i love the feeling anal driving gives me”
paul blart: “oh yeah bro, no homo but i know how you feel”
paul blart: “oh yeah bro, no homo but i know how you feel”
by paulblartisbigpapa July 24, 2017
