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wet crotch defense

A chess opening (usually as a reaction to e4-...) whereby the black player starts pissing their pants as to confuse their opponent and force him/her into resignation.
She plays a mean wet crotch defense.
by Trollololololololololo July 30, 2024
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Wet Wilford Brimley

It's when you're taking a girl from behind, you're about to finish, and you pull out. But instead of finishing, you pour piping hot Quaker Oats on her back and warn her about diabetes.
Oh man, I was having a late breakfast of some oatmeal when my girl woke up DTF. It was hard to stop but I couldn't resist giving her the old Wet Wilford Brimley.
by Steele, Jim November 24, 2023
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wet andy

the act of nutting in a girls mouth and scooping some out wit your finger then sticking it in her ear
1) did you and yo girl take it to the next level
2) fasho i gave her a wet andy last night

1) you nasty as hell
by dischargegulper420 August 13, 2025
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wet Willie job

Wetting your Willie and sticking it in her ear
My girl just gave me a wet Willie job.
by PoisonedSavage March 4, 2025
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Alabama Wet Wipe

A degrading sexual act where the female lays on the bed and sticks her tongue out flat and the male drags his butthole across her tongue, in a similar motion to a dog dragging its butt across the ground.
That girl is in need of an Alabama wet wipe...
by Hard R 66198 June 15, 2023
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Wet raisin

When a small curd of shit sneaks out before your asshole slams shut while farting. Similar to sharting only you know its got to stay there awhile because you cant get to a place to wipe your ass
I got a wet raisin and its giving me a smelly rash
by Bigbentdick May 25, 2020
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Slippin’ like wet soap

“ Homegirls late paying me my money back - that girl is slippin’ like wet soap “
by MollyRust August 5, 2020
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