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self-in-law

My self-in-law is a good person.
by ZURB981634 February 10, 2022
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In-law Zoned

The Friendzone, but worse. When someone you like would rather want your kid and their kid to get married.
Person 1: I like you.
Person 2: Sorry I don't see you like that.

(Decades later)
(Person 2 marries Person 3)
(Person 1 marries Person 4)

Person 2: Wow I hope our kids get married.
Person 1: (Bruh I just got In-law Zoned )
by User12345000 March 28, 2022
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Khushaal's Law

It is scientifically tenable and ethically sound to assert that an individual characterized by a black pigmentation would engage in theft due to an ingrained cultural inclination.
I fully understand Khushaal's Law now! It's like what my grandfather used to tell me!
by anonymous November 30, 2023
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LaW

LaW is an abbrevation that means Loses All Wars, which was popularized in the online survival gaming community.
The general belief is that any group who takes on this combination of letters will be doomed to lose all wars and commit such trash kid mistakes as deleting their own base accidently.
LaW means loses all wars.
LaW members will definitely lose all wars.
You suck so bad you're definitely gonna LaW
by Thunderpain January 24, 2020
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Warowl's First Law of Game Design

Players will find the most optimal way to play the game and that is all they will do
"So you just going to play the same strategy over and over again to win? Thats just Warowl's First Law of Game Design"
by PyjamasMontana December 1, 2024
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Law of worthless teachers

the more you fit this category below the more useless the teacher/professor is to society.
1. number of kids about to fall asleep
2.number of kids absent
3. number of kids who goes to the restroom
4. number of kids who fail your class
5. number of kids who hates you <BIG ONE>
6. number of kids who drops out the first week of class
ex. JOHNNY was sleeping in class with 5 of his buddies. the teacher did nothing. He was so tired of teaching that he walked out to take a ciggy in the bathroom. half the class ditched the teacher to by KFC and watermelon on the side of the street just outside the school.

TEACH fits the Law of worthless teachers
by KFCmanagerLilice June 8, 2019
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Flexington Law

When your credit repair knowledge is so on point that you feel the need to flex everytime you answer a question about it.
“I don’t mean to brag, but at this point I’m thinking about starting up my own company called Flexington Law Firm.”
by JRdanbury July 28, 2018
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