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wet slammer

A sex act where a male tapes 3 wet hot dogs to his penis and slams it into a girl’s butthole
Hey Tim, Brooke was being a bitch so I gave her a wet slammer.
by Alex Smearman December 6, 2022
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Wet

A mournful, melancholic kind of wet, born not from touch, but from absence. A word soaked in longing, where tears trace the path desire used to travel. It's the ache of memory pooling in the body, the soft drowning that happens when your heart wants what your hands can't hold.
Wet is the soul lying alone in the dark, clinging to a ghost, whispering love into the silence. Wet becomes the poetry of grief meeting desire, where the tear ducts work harder than the hips ever could.
"Its not lust, it’s the echo of it. That kind of wet."
by robbies_rats April 21, 2025
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Wet Brit

a term coined for something snarky, generally in the context of a sporting event.
Man, that ball flight is so low.. atleast it's going to run like a wet brit.
by Jabari 101 November 2, 2020
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i wet my self...!

when u get real scared, u laughed to hard, or chugged 1/2 bottles of water (totaly didnt happen to me)
here is real story
me: truth or dare?
friend: dare
me: wghars ur dare
friend: drink 1/ 2 bottles of water
20 minutes later
me: uh oh
friend: dude you have to be kiddng me
me: i wet my self...!
friend: laughs so hard*
by i eat air November 1, 2025
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wet winky

A wet winky is when your asshole otherwise known as your 😜 winky is leaking fluids or is wet for lubrication or other reasons.
Dude 1: bro this chick was eating my ass and then she lubed it up to peg me.

Dude 2: bro you must have had such a wet winky
by Noodle rat August 21, 2022
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Wet shiatsu

When you have sex while sitting in a massage chair.
I broke my massage chair when I got my first wet shiatsu.
by Bigwetone January 14, 2018
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wet dry

When a girls pussy is wet af but her personality mad dry
I went out with Jessica and she wet dry.
by George68 August 17, 2022
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