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sucks gorilla butt

an expression to be used when something just, like, totally sucks big time...
saw my ex-GF sipping an iced Cinnamon Dolce Latte at the mall today with my replacement, Brad, that total jerk-off... she was smiling and laughing and staring deeply into his eyes... just like she used to do with me... and then I realized that I was still so totally in love with her... talk about visiting heartbreak hotel! I nearly burst into tears in the flipping mall...

that's too bad, bro... I feel your pain, I truly do. we've all been there. seeing an ex you still love with a new guy always totally sucks gorilla butt...
by zeeh June 3, 2013
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Bubble-suck

drinking with a straw until the 'sucking' sound is heard
I drink until the bubble-suck sound is loud enough to turn heads
by CALBOY1 June 18, 2019
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Dick Sucking Angry

When a female (Or gay man) Gets so angry at their cheating significant other they begin thinking about all the dicks they're going to suck to get revenge.
"Oooohhhh, I'm so dick sucking angry right now Karen. Carl's cheating on me again. I think I'll hit up his cousin Trevor and see how he likes that."

"Get that dick Girl! Wooo!"
by VandalCameron November 28, 2018
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suck wind

When a womans vagina draws in are durring sex either because of her position or the withdrawl of her partners member.
Careful babe you always suck wind when we do it like that.
by David November 16, 2004
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take that and suck on it

a term defiantly used too much by teenage males. it is from jeffy, a puppet that does stupid stuff. it is basically saying to take whatever they are talking about and to suck on it. thats all. Sometimes used as a comeback.
"Your stupid" "your stupider, take that and suck on it"
by MARYLYNBUTTHOLE May 13, 2018
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lamb of god sucks

Worst band of all time? Lamb of god sucks because they’re straight cock gobblers.
Man I can’t believe how much lamb of god sucks.. worst band ever.
by Chuckle monkey 🙈 November 22, 2021
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