Creepiness_Rule 

A basic algorithm to determine whether or not someone is too old or too young to court, date, marry, etc, etc... ( without being creepy ^^ )

The equation is :

Your Age divided by 2 + 7 = minimum age

Your Age minus 7 , then multiplied by 2 = max age

"Creepiness_Rule"

John Doe is 30 years old...

30 / 2 + 7 = 22 (min. age)

30 - 7 * 2 = 46 ( max. age)

Creepiness_Rule by Winston Monroe May 17, 2010

Sigma Rule 690 

Don't be anyone's pogchamp.

Be your own pogchamp

-xqc

Sigma Rule 690
Woman: I guess you are my little pogchamp
Xqc: No bitch, I am my own little pogchamp
Woman: (dies)

Sigma Rule 690 by sigma rule follower January 12, 2022

Waifu book rule 786 

You must not simp over anime girl/boy and have different character as pfp.

"Change your pfp it's against waifu book rule 786!"

Waifu book rule 786 by TheWaifuHunter October 17, 2021

Runescape 

Run, escape. Run, escape. RUN, ESCAPE!

Runescape is an inferior, little World of Warcraft. The "free" thing is 100% bullshit; you have to pay $5 a month to play and all for something like that. Or just buy the budget-worthy game Guild Wars (It's no World of Warcraft but it's less of a wallet rape... you know what? Fuck it, buy WOW and you'll be happy. The monthly fee is well worth it anyway)

Or just try a true, FREE online game that delivers to the open-minded(a la GunZ, though its still in beta).

Or for a smarter move, go do both.

Runescape by Sees Through Lies May 13, 2007

Rule 444-P 

this rule states that no man should ever know when a girl is on the rag. (similar to the rule 444, girls dont poop). this rule implies that periods are not real and are lies. (guys dont like to think about them therefor we do not ever EVER).

girl- i cant have sex tonight

dude- why not baby

girl (acting as if we have heard or should know this befor hand)- im on my period

dude (now knowing that smell wasent a nasty fart and having self realization that she has blood and stink comming from her baby hole)- AHHHHH respect rule 444-p

Girl- huh

dude (mentally vomiting now knowing that he has the girl out of all of them that dose this)- guys dont know untill you tell.

Rule 444-P by fxguy May 18, 2010

Rule 34D 

If a dog exists you can find and pet him on the internet if you look long enough

Alice: Aaawww all these dogs on the internet are so cute! I wish i could pet them all!
Bob: You can, rule 34D, but you need to prepare your hands for full petting capacity!

Rule 34D by Artiquno June 10, 2018

Ja Rule 

to be deluded into speaking out one's own fantasies , believing that repetionous use will bring about fact....

Ja Rule by slap a n***a.com July 23, 2003