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Table Potato

You have a raw potato on your desk, or your a couch potato but you like tables.
by PloraeX June 20, 2023
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Mashed Potato Captain

The act of putting Mashed Potatoes in a Pastry Bag and squirting them into someone’s ass… Then having Anal sex and cumming in the ass. Putting a tube in said ass and sucking the cum and potatoes out!
I was with my girl last night and she made me a Mashed Potato Captain.
by Dumpeldore July 18, 2023
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slow potatoes

A specific tortoiseshell cat in Massachusetts, who is particularly slow.
"You can't get in my room, slow potatoes!"
by lothloriandreams August 15, 2023
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big potato

a noun used to describe a cool guy who plays guitar. these type of people typically are friends with an even cooler indian.
big potato on the beat bring the starch no french fries
by BisexualDepressedPhrog August 18, 2023
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Hot Potato

This term is used to describe someone who has 'verbal diarrhea', speaks fast without breaks, and usually has speech that is discombobulated, hard to understand, or difficult to hear;

Someone who is speaking so fast, as if they have a hot potato in their mouth that they are trying to cool down;

When a person sounds like they have a hot potato in their mouth;

When a person is trying to talk with their mouth full, but there is nothing in their mouth;

It sounds like gibberish speech.
That person is hot-potatoing...

"Stop hot-potatoing!"

"You are hot-potatoing again!"

Why did you hot potato?

"Speak properly - I can't hear you with all that hot-potatoing..."
by Aamich July 29, 2024
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A Potato

Something that flies around in the room before you came in. Excuse.
Frank Ocean said it was a tornado, not a potato, dummy.
by Anony. Res September 12, 2023
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Mashed Potato Muncher

by malarky5438 September 23, 2023
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