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Performance Enhancing Poop

Performance Enhancing Poop (PEP) a.k.a. Steroid Poo.

Act of pooping before an athletic event in order to be lighter, faster, and not have to deal with it during the event.
“I’m about to go running, but first, time for a Performance Enhancing Poop."
by B-Nutty April 13, 2010
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Kiss Poop

We were going to crash Kiss Poop so we can get the kills, but he kept beasting it.
by Ashjian February 9, 2008
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poop ass nigga

1) Some one who ain't raw. Simply not the shit. So they're poop ass niggas.

2) Someone who says corny ass jokes.

3) One who doesn't have the skills adequate enough to considered a non poop ass nigga, such as hoop skills, humourous jokes, cooking, book smarts.

3) most Cleveland niggas
Awe shit, you see that poop ass nigga, he just got dunked on with his poop ass😂 he shitty asf.
by no__ice December 30, 2016
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poop de grace

Poop de grace pronounced /pu day gras/ (properly spelled "poop de grâce") is related to the French phrase "coup de grâce." While "coup de grâce" means "blow of mercy," "poop de grâce" means "poop of mercy." This comes about after eating skanky fast food, most notably Krystals or Taco Bell, where the grease accumulation in the affected person's bowels creates a "perfect storm" of indigestible foreign matter, well-lubricated intestines, and a lack of time to process the poisons put into one's body. The result is a nearly immediate post-consumption shit that proves that one's enjoyment of such eating establishments is a crime against God and man; the pain alone should make repeat practitioners consider themselves as recreating a perverse, modern form of self-flagellation. However, true to its name, the poop de grâce, once completed, offers relief that reaffirms faith in a Higher Order.
"Not ten seconds passed since he let the sixth krystal with cheese slip past his lips before the immediate and painful stabs of an incoming poop de grace were felt..."

"The chili cheese fry had taken its toll; that porcelain throne was never quite the same after Joe had taken his poop de grâce."
by ragtagop September 26, 2007
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crunch berry poop

The notoriously green dyed poop that occurs after eating nothing but Cap'n Crunch's Crunch Berries cereal during a typical digestive cycle.
Inspired, Connor stared with intense delight and awe at the crunch berry poop resting delicately at the bottom of his toilet.
by MattJanda September 8, 2010
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Bipolar Poop Disorder

Similar to Bipolar Mood Disorder, a person with Bipolar Poop Disorder alternates between extreme diarrhea and constipation and can never seem to take a proper shit.
Patient: I had bad constipation 2 weeks ago, then last week I had bad diarrhea, and now I'm constipated again.

Doctor: I think you have Bipolar Poop Disorder.
by Schnitterbit August 28, 2011
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Girls don't poop

The idea that females do not "go number 2".

This is theory is usually sported my men who do not like the thought or fact of women using the toilet to put poo in it.

It helps certain people perceive women as more beautiful in certain situations.

This thought can also be modified to "Only ugly girls poo".
Judi: I gotta go poop.

Pat: Nope. Girls don't poop.

Judi: What?
by PattyBadFingers March 1, 2010
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