Welcome (Old)

The worst song ever.

"Hey, Welcome (Old) is the best so- SHUT UP."

by CatterLover2022 May 11, 2022

withered old beast

A big ass dick that's been in far too many vaginas

He slapped that bitch with his withered old beast

by satan666dingus October 27, 2016

Old Yeller

A sports dad who is never happy with the performance of the officials, the other team, his own coach, or his own kid, and makes sure everyone around him knows it.

Is it wrong to wish that Old Yeller behind us would meet the same fate as the dog in the book?

by Dorkmuffin May 2, 2019

Angry old lady

Judy

Judy is just a angry old lady

by Themango2 February 13, 2022

Old Tron

Human crossbread with DAC computer implants that chooses to live seperate from others, because they may inadvertently reveal their Tronic side far too easily and thus give away who or what they really are. Early age players of classic video arcade games returning to their gaming roots only to find out that their roots were just fantom memories inbeded in their cerebral dortex contimum as false or recurring memories that in later years allowded them to believe that they really existed, wheather in the Nexus statum or Kirkuim thearium.

Seamingly crazy old coote that can fix anything and knows everything. A well know player of the old tron arcade game.

by Old Tron January 9, 2010

Salty old dog

Charming yet sleezy.

Hey look at jake over there with all those girls! He's going to get laid tonight the salty old dog.

by Bees harrow March 29, 2015

Old Faceful

The act of cumming a massive load into someone’s mouth with someone you see regularly, similar to how Old Faithfuls geysers erupt every 44 minutes to an hour

Yeah, I gave Jenny and Old Faceful. It’s getting pretty serious between us.

by Anjorific January 13, 2025