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Jersey Mike’s money

The state of not worrying about scrimping and saving your dollars, often occurring after being paid or coming into a large sum of money; being able to treat yourself after a long period of restraint. Directly references the sandwich chain which is known to be more expensive than many of its competitors. It can be argued “why get Subway when you've got Jersey Mikes money?”
Did you bring snacks from home again for lunch?” “Oh no, I got Jersey Mike’s money today baby!”
by Classic Ed May 20, 2024
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"Just Move" Money

Phrase applied to people who have the financial capacity to move away from most, if not all, major social issues while leaving everyone poorer than them to actually try and solve them, who then believe that every other human being on the planet has the same ability to "Just Move" away from whatever issue is making headlines at the time. Similar to "First World Problems".
Do you have "Just Move" Money?
- Excerpt from YouTube comment on Trump's Second Term: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver
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I got like hella money

I got like hella money is a meme where the embarrassed emoji dances
You show this to someone when you see it in a video
Or when you have a ton of money and someone else is poor
Me:how much money you got?
Them: I got like hella money
Me:I got like 5 bucks
by Meme yapper January 15, 2026
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I got like hella money

I got like hella money is a meme where the embarrassed emoji dances
You show this to someone when you see it in a video
Or when you have a ton of money and someone else is poor
Me:how much money you got?
Them: I got like hella money
Me:I got like 5 bucks
by Meme yapper January 15, 2026
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Hard Problem of Money

The problem of its intrinsic valuelessness. Money is a collective hallucination with no inherent worth (a paper dollar, a digital bit). Its value derives solely from the shared belief that others will accept it for goods and services. The hard problem is maintaining this fragile consensus, especially as money becomes increasingly abstracted (from gold to paper to digits to cryptocurrencies). The entire global economy rests on a confidence game. If that faith evaporates, the "value" vanishes instantly, revealing money as a pure social construct of trust—the most powerful and volatile fiction ever created.
Example: A central bank performs "quantitative easing"—it creates billions of dollars by electronically altering numbers in bank accounts. No new goods or services exist, but the money supply grows. If people believe this new money is "real," inflation may be controlled. If they lose faith, hyperinflation ensues. The hard problem: Money's value isn't in the paper or the number; it's in the shared psychology of a population. It's a story we all tell each other, and the economy is the act of everyone continuing to believe the plot. It works until, suddenly, it doesn't. Hard Problem of Money.
by Enkigal January 24, 2026
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Theory of Constructed Money

The principle that money has no intrinsic value; its worth is a 100% collective agreement. A dollar bill is just fancy paper. Its power to command goods, labor, and loyalty comes solely from our shared trust in the system behind it—the government that issues it, the banks that manage it, and the community that accepts it. Money is a social technology, a ledger of trust made physical, and if that trust evaporates, it reverts to its material worth: zero.
Example: "I tried to buy coffee with a $20 bill from a board game. The barista rejected it, demonstrating the Theory of Constructed Money. My Monopoly money and the U.S. tender were equally green pieces of paper. The only difference was the collective faith in the U.S. Treasury's story. His faith was in the Federal Reserve's fiction, not the one from Parker Brothers."
by Abzu Land January 31, 2026
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Miss Rainbow Money

Rainbow Dash after she married Prince Little Money or L Money and became his number one rider to make him cum big steamy loads reverse cowgirl style lots of neighs hot steamy sloppy toppy anytime anywhere as long as Turbo ain't watching.
by PrinceLittleMoney January 31, 2026
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