May 26

National Make Your Girlfriend Cum Day

Carla: it’s may 26 th you know what that means
Fred: …..ohhh okay get your ass over here right now 🫦

by Mascras555@ May 25, 2023

May 26

May 26 is National Free nudes day

Bf: It’s May 26th!
Gf: What does that mean?
Bf: It’s national free nudes day
Gf: Okay!

by I have arthritis May 26, 2023

May 21st

National Playboi Carti day 💗

“Hey what’s so special about May 21st???”
“It’s national playboi carti day!”

by Mythi May 27, 2023

May 28

Appreciate Ella day no matter how bad or mean she is or maybe she’s the nicest mf ever just say thanks and love you!

Love ya Ella - Joseph May 28

by I’m gay ong May 28, 2023

May 31

On May 31 you get to slap any girls ass

“ Yo today is May 31 yk you get to slap any girls ass?”
“BET!!”

by nonamegoat May 30, 2023

May 31

Give your bf/gf 100 kisses

May 31st it’s a day before a new month and summer fully starts so it should be welcome with a great gift

by Mr. Lovermen May 31, 2023

May 20

People born on may 20th are the most beautiful, gorgeous, stunning, cute and pretty peoplr to exist!!

Sage: When is your birthday?
Addi: May 20, why?
Sage: Be my girlfriend.

by mayormaynotbesage June 1, 2023