Urban Dictionary 

A spicy little dictionary where you should never go to for actual definitions, because that page is just full of bored trolls that want to give random definitions to piss off someone, by putting their name in the urban dictionary and making them seem like a horrible person.

Otis: "What does 'TTYL' mean?"
Hagrid: "I don't know, check the 'Urban Dictionary'"
Urban Dictionary: 'TTYL' Means 'Torrid Talking Yelp Ladders'.

Otis: "Umm, that doesn't make sense, I'll ask Margrid"
Margrid: "'Torrid Talking Yelp Ladders?!' That's completely false, it means 'To try yawning livestreaming!"

Otis: "That makes much more sense. Screw the 'Urban Dictionary'!

Urban Dictionary by jerseyboijulius June 26, 2018

Urban Dictionary 

The fanciest word niggas like me know

Me: I'm gonna look this up on urban dictionary

Jerome: woah he smart

Urban Dictionary by Niggerinthehood June 28, 2018

Urban dictionary 

Your on it right now!!!

Person 1:What dose clout chaser mean

Person2: search it on urban dictionary
Person 1: ohhhhh that’s what it means

Urban dictionary by bouttabagma June 28, 2018

Urban dictionary 

A waste of time (JK)

Urban dictionary is a waste of time

Urban dictionary by An_Idiot_ July 6, 2018

Human Dictionary 

A human dictionary is a human that every single word e.g. Ur english teacher

Ao m8, u know miss, shes such a human dictionary.

Human Dictionary by Ur nan#2 July 10, 2018

Urban Dictionary 

A good site until it got bombarded with Trump definitions.

Urban Dictionary 2010: funny definitions
Urban Dictionary now: Tweetopolicy! Trump Wall!

Urban Dictionary by awesome_kitty July 10, 2018

Urban Dictionary 

A dictionary created by modern society explaining words of our generation

Urban dictionary, destroying souls one definition at a time.

Urban Dictionary by Basketbalkchic July 12, 2018