melted banana

n. caused by naomi costa gag; not to be confused with minted like banans

my milkshake gave him a melted banana

by naomi March 25, 2005

ROAST BANANA

1st drink 2 parts strong laxative, next grab per pelt banana, lube with spit till slippery, swallow banana hole, chase wit a further 2 parts strong laxative, 4 to 6mins later your roast banana should be well done, serve on warm plate, if you are lucky you be able to drizzle off banana poo goo either as a dipping sauce or a cheeky chaser.

Lax, pre pelt banana, 4 to 6mins good to serve, Roast Banana

by Louonions May 9, 2022

absolute bananas

a moment when a person goes borderline insane and is overreacting and screaming and all that.

"dude, why is your room so messy?"
"i went absolute bananas when i saw my exam grade yesterday."

by sigmeow April 3, 2024

Banana

You are a fucking retard for looking this up. Bananas are for eating not pleasure.

CLARE HOW COULD YOU!!! I was going to eat the banana for desert.

by Fuckherrightinthepussy6969 January 11, 2017

Poo-poo in your bananas

When your kids get all antsy and shit. When people can’t calm the fuck down and need to have something immediately. Impatient mofos

Offender: “Why is it taking so long for my quad grande caramel macchiato with no room and no foam?”

Response: Damn, don’t go poo-poo in your bananas, bitch. Calm the fuck down it’s coming.

by BoredDad May 14, 2022

banana and barbecue sauce

Banana and Barbecue Sauce is a banana In barbecue sauce.

Old man: Want banana and barbecue sauce?
Older man: Yes

by I like barbecue sauce May 22, 2023

banana split

when a lady opens up her legs and pushes out a banana with ice cream and a Cheri

wanna banana split from steak n shake ?

by chloes-fault May 2, 2022