wet rub

when you shat in your friends dads pants leaving a nice skid mark for the homie.

i’m glad neil let me borrow his sweat pants but unfortunately I left a wet rub in them so he might have to throw them out.

by themanthewetrub May 9, 2020

Wet

owen = wettest being in the world

i will owen you = i will make you the wettest thing in the world

by Donkey_Cock_Slayer69 November 15, 2020

Wet Owl

someone you strongly dislike or have a hatred for (a code name)

Emma: Hey girl!
Emily: Ugh..It’s Wet Owl.

by _KYSK September 15, 2023

wet bathmat

Brown guy

I don’t want to have sex with you as you smell like a wet bathmat

by Booner 106 May 8, 2019

Wet Wayne

When you lick your finger and stick it in someone's belly button.

Evan: Dude...Rachael gave me a wet Wayne last night.

Schmelly: WTF is a wet Wayne?

Evan: You know...like a wet Willy...except the finger goes deep inside your button.

by StellinaIna May 11, 2022

You wet geen

An ugly African man

“You wet geen” is a phrase used in UK slang

by unDeD March 29, 2021

wet blanket

A sexual act where you are making love to a women where you wait as long as you you can and right before you cum you rap a blanket around the womans head and yell cum typhoon then which you pull out and cum on the blanket so when they go to take it off they have splooge on there hands

I pulled a wet blanket on my girlfriend this morning

by Shoe stomper July 24, 2023