Two Knuckle Shuffle

When you use your index and middle fingers knuckles (proximal interphalangeal joint) to rub a woman’s clitoris in a side to side motion.
John: So, did you and Angie have any fun last night?
Gave: yeah, she really loved it when I gave her the oletwo knuckle shuffle
by ElevenToesJohn April 05, 2023
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St Vincents two way

The St. Vincents two way is when you are having vaginal intercourse with a hermaphrodite while simultaneously masturbating the penis of the hermaphrodite.
"I gave my girlfriend the old St Vincents two way"
by Albert Pennyworth August 08, 2022
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Two-inch

A derogatory term for a colleague saying their like a two inch penis a useless F-ing tool
Fuck sake two-inch is at it again he's put the tractor in a ditch
by Slack rat May 19, 2023
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thirty hundred and sixty-two

The most common numerical terminology for the number three thousand and sixty-two.
I think that dress costs thirty hundred and sixty-two dollars ($3,062.00)
by TheWhiteRabbit07 October 14, 2019
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two guys and a couch

Two guys who arent gay but blow eachother while doing a podcast on the couch
Thomas and Pete were two guys and a couch doing a podcast
by Stephchiohey September 19, 2017
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two-legged twatwaffle

A Two-legged twatwaffle is a stupid bar skank with a std
Yo Bro, look at this chick i picked up
Dude! Brad thats a two-legged twatwaffle
Next morning: Brad "why does it burn when i pee"
by country bear July 16, 2018
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