The sexual act of when a grandmother (or any woman over the age of 70) penetrates you with a strap on filled with icing and when she deems it appropriate, she squirts the icing into whatever orifice she is penetrating.
"For this Thanksgiving I totally plan on running through a retirement home and getting Granny pied!"
"Oh sick, what kind of icing?"
"That sweet sweet vanilla my broski!"
"Oh sick, what kind of icing?"
"That sweet sweet vanilla my broski!"
by Tungsten Pimp November 24, 2023
Get the Granny Piemug. The act of shitting in your lady friend’s vagina while simultaneously packing Fritos up her poop chute. Once complete, enjoy.
Not to be confused with the alabama hot pocket.
Not to be confused with the alabama hot pocket.
by theyeetman February 15, 2019
Get the Arkansas Chili Piemug. While having sex after an evening of pub crawling, accidentally taking a dump on your partner'S chest during anal stimulatio
by RevsMenu October 8, 2016
Get the scottish meat piemug. Polly pie is the result of a vagina that has received multiple loads of semen during a small span of time. Usually on the same day. Also known as "polly pie."
Aww I was fucking my girl and I said, "hey, you're real wet" and she said , "yeah it's because I've already been poly pied twice today."
It's only a Poly Pie if it's after the second load.
It's only a Poly Pie if it's after the second load.
by Kit E September 30, 2013
Get the poly piemug. Like a cream pie, but when the man is extremely dehydrated, producing a dusty, brown, granular ejaculate.
by St Catherine's House of Smut November 26, 2020
Get the walnut piemug. 1. Pie is a dessert that usually contains fruits or berries, and is wrapped in a thin brittle crust. It is then baked in an oven, and comes out as a beautiful pastry to scarf down as fast a your facehole can handle.
2. Something to say to any question you do not know the answer of, or when you want to make everybody around you feel akward.
3. Something to scream/whisper/say creepily to annoy or creep out people
2. Something to say to any question you do not know the answer of, or when you want to make everybody around you feel akward.
3. Something to scream/whisper/say creepily to annoy or creep out people
1. "Can I have a slice of pie please?"
2. "What is 5*45÷7% ot 143?", "Pie."
3. "PIE" or "pie" or "Pie ehch ungh ellsyu"
2. "What is 5*45÷7% ot 143?", "Pie."
3. "PIE" or "pie" or "Pie ehch ungh ellsyu"
by KOTLClover123456789 May 13, 2019
Get the Piemug. by jeonghannie January 20, 2024
Get the butter piemug.