I’m dead

I’m dead means: either I’m blushing so hard it’s hard to speak or I’m dead no if so or buts

Shai’s bf said: you so cute when you do that

Shai:I’m dead

by Ahahaha...no January 10, 2021

I’m dead

Dying of laughter or laughter laughing hard asf

When I was eleven I said I’m dead to my mom prank calling my grand

by CARTOON TREY January 08, 2021

Cold dead dick

Alot like whiskey dick. A cold dead dick can be used in reference in stating that your penis will not get hard from an unattractive female. Thus hitting her with that "cold dead dick".

" I mean I was over her crib and she was butt ass naked but she was built funny as hell. I couldn't get hard worth a shit, I stuck that mother fucker in her soft and gave her that cold dead dick."

by Junior859 August 05, 2018

The dead can hear you

This means that someone is shouting so loud that even the dead can hear them. This is a very dramatic phrase that emphasises the deceased.

Mark: HELLO, CAN YOU HEAR ME?
Chris: the dead can hear you.

by NutCracker288 December 10, 2021

Deaded

A fail of some sort or if someone falls or if actually someone dies in used in a sarcastic way of the word dead. - izzy henderson

I’m sorry i hung up my phone got deaded

by lilpeepsgirl January 07, 2021

Deaded

Deaded is what you do to a daffodil once it's flower starts going over. You pinch the flower off so the goodness goes back to the bulb for another year.

Those daffodils need to be deaded or they won't bloom next year.

by Triple B December 19, 2016

Deaded

The process of being killed. To be killed.

The so called, noob, was deaded in Knife Ability Test.

by iiOcularNebula May 20, 2018