milk my noodle

A more secretive and funny form of telling a girl to make you nut.

Hey Jessica, will you milk my noodle.

Ur mom milked my noodle last night.

Im so glad your milking my noodle.

by PenisHead5467 March 09, 2020

Milk cricket

A fat white social justice warrior who thinks poc need her guidance

That milk cricket won't stop telling me, how if I vote differently than her I'm a race traitor.

by Wowmansomeguy March 10, 2024

Milk cricket

my girlfriend janiya

me: shut up

her: no
me what did you say you little milk cricket ?

by ho3sluvvcurtcurt November 23, 2023

milk creek academy

Shit ass school that is broker than a homeless Illegal Immigrant

Fred: How is Milk Creek Academy?
Me: I fucking hate it
Fred: Damn

by NotAreaLDude December 29, 2023

Excited Milk

Another word for semen or cum. Used in a joking manner

Person 1: Dude I swear, her face was just covered in Excited Milk
Person 2: Nice, good thing no one used that term as their username or something
Person 1: lol ikr

by DoomGuy21 August 27, 2021

Mini milk

Small cows can also be known as Mini Milks, specifically if they are hand held.

Look at that mini milk over there…

by Mini milk awesomecase November 18, 2021

Bus Milk

Milk obtained from a breast-feeding woman on a bus, train or plane.

I just got a mouthful of bus milk

by Bigdaddyprism March 27, 2024