Mom went out for a gallon of milk

The female version of “Dad went out for cigarettes”, where the mom goes out and abandons the kid under the pretense of buying milk.

Mom went out for a gallon of milk and never came back.

by ozzygcoverdale May 1, 2022

Getting The Milk

When your dad leaves to get the milk and never comes back. It’s also every “pregnancy reveal to my hubby!!!” video’s deleted scenes. But don’t worry, he’s just going on a quick shopping trip with his hot new girl.

“Yeah, my dad is getting the milk.”

“Well, you know what happens to fatherless social rejects!”

by broiledeggs July 22, 2021

silk milk

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do it do it do it do it do it like this silk milk

by niofweriqpahefo[pbqpibfbufwepa January 27, 2023

Milk

To suck on nipples.

(Verb)

He milks his girlfriend's nipples thoroughly, yet gently, whenever she pulls up her top, and begs for him to do so.

by Modern Webster February 8, 2021

Milk Gasser

When one farts in ones cup of milk. Or perhaps sharts in the cup as well. Then makes that person drink it.

Man i just gave that dude a milk Gasser!!!

by 69er master September 4, 2009

Skim milk

A nickname for a person who was big but has lost some weight.

Hey skim milk. Why you call me skim milk for?
Because you lost weight.

by DCYBER406 June 24, 2024

kiki milk

The most delicious and nutrient-dense plant-based milk on the planet

Kiki Milk... gosh, there are no words. I never thought I'd want to chug milk on a hot summer's day but Kiki Milk is the tastiest, replenishing beverage I've ever had and let's me stay playing.

by The Original Ratsky August 23, 2021