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titty fucking christ 

an aot of surprise that may be very vulgar for some
titty fucking christ by Pierce February 19, 2005

Just fucking rip it 

To Rip it is to do something extremely ridiculous while acting extremely angry. You must walk with a bounce, bite your lip, and slam your fists down on any surface you are near. Pulling you hair and farting is also optional. Ripping is a good way to release anger when in an annoying situation or just bored.
Guy 1: Man im PISSED OFF. This girl won't text me back and i want her so bad, what do i do?
Guy 2: Just fucking rip it man.
Just fucking rip it by love to rip December 9, 2009

facebook fucking 

a facebook fucking is when a person on facebook stares at your "profile picture" 24 hours a day while french kissing their monitor. If the monitor reciprcates It will even lead sex with the computer monitor.
FB snuggler: I had some facebook fucking last night with Michael Chang.

FB Fag: Really, I thought you hated him.

FB snuggler: I do but I can't resist kissing and fucking my monitor when ever his profile picture is on my screen. I do it with my Iphone too.

FB Fag: Your having unprotected sex with a monitor and i phone? what hole do you stick it on?

FB snuggler: well for the iphone I insert my dong into the earphone jack and for my monitor I do it anally.

FB Fag: Damn You're a fag Ahmad Kado
facebook fucking by TacoBurglar January 11, 2010

Toast Fucking 

To F--- or to get F---ed by toast.
"That crescent roll stuff is for kids, I'm now into Toasting F---ing. Yesterday I took an entire loaf of nine grain for a little "How's your mother?".
Toast Fucking by slopes May 31, 2005

jumbly fucking bumblies 

1. HOT ethnic Heritage Tits.
Tom: "Jumbly fucking bumblies" Alex:"What who?" Tom: "Jamaican 12 o'clock" Alex: "MMmmmmmmmmmmmmm"
jumbly fucking bumblies by Down January 24, 2008

Mother Fucking Bitch Tits 

-Hey, I fucked your girlfriend last night.
-Mother fucking bitch tits!!!