(Adj) A person who is a waste; an idiot. One that dosen't realize that they are talking from there ass. Also used to describe a male / female (N) that won't let you be who you wana be. To act in a ridiculous manner; embarassing (V)
Person 1: You see that guy last night he just woulden't shut up about how badass he was.
Person 2: We all know hes not!
Person 1: Yeah he was a super douche 5000
Person 2: We all know hes not!
Person 1: Yeah he was a super douche 5000
by C.O.M 5000 April 29, 2010
Get the SUPER DOUCHE 5000mug. by Blackhawks39 April 9, 2016
Get the Douche Canoemug. A vile and disgusting object, of which no one wants to associate themselves with.
Related to 'la douche nugget', the gunk found in the plug hole of a french shower.
Related to 'la douche nugget', the gunk found in the plug hole of a french shower.
"Becky, why does he think its cool to wear snapback and shades all the time?"
"It's simple, its because he his a douche nugget"
"That chav thinks it's funny to knock over his neighbor's bins... in reality he is just a douche nugget"
"It's simple, its because he his a douche nugget"
"That chav thinks it's funny to knock over his neighbor's bins... in reality he is just a douche nugget"
by Pepini August 31, 2015
Get the douche nuggetmug. 
A person who leeches people of happiness and is very thick. Quite LARGE and talks to himself in his own language. A bit scary..
Douche: GFJKGSGKALG
Person 1: Dude, you are such a douche
Person 2: *shuffles away*
Douche: *follows*
*people leave*
Douche: *pulls out a big mac*
Person 1: Dude, you are such a douche
Person 2: *shuffles away*
Douche: *follows*
*people leave*
Douche: *pulls out a big mac*
by A. Victim September 26, 2009
Get the Douchemug. by urban dictionary user like you October 2, 2011
Get the douchemug. When someone you know is a piece of shit and their using hoes daily to the the point they're practically a farmer.
by Fabian guerr May 7, 2018
Get the douche farmermug.