Douche Bag

Tristan Gowan. Im 17 and I'm a love bombing, lying, cheating, attention seeking, cry baby, little Douche Bag.

Hi Tristan Gowan I go on social media platforms, like reddit, roblox, valorant, discord, and groom minors. (they are actually mature for their age.) yes. Im a douche bag

by Anon Gril 13 September 23, 2025

douche paralysis

Becoming physically paralyzed by an utterly douchey remark or conversation.

Person 1: "Are you overhearing the conversation about Malbec wine coming from the table behind us?"

Person 2: "Yes. It's enough to send me into douche paralysis."

by Schnitzel Procurement Manager December 23, 2024

Douche Canoe

When someone is such a douche that they overflow the capacity of a douchebag and is able to fill a canoe.

When you’re double dipping, you’re a douche canoe!

by Lilapowers June 17, 2018

Douche bag

Jon Daniel

Jon Daniel is a douche bag.

by Losangelesdaze July 21, 2019

Douche Baggage

Douche Baggage- When someone has a good quality but also has one or more irredeemable traits that come along with them.

Randy has contributed so much to our hobby but he comes with a lot of douche baggage.

by Dingus dufus October 30, 2020

Douche Nozzle

A person who you don't really want to talk with or be around, but for whatever reason, you end up needing to.

"The only way I get to go to that party is if I 'm that Douche Nozzle's date!"

by TravCharJess January 22, 2017

Douche bag

Word originated in Hamilton, from an Indian man named Azeem Patel. Legend suggests he was a natural asshole, and his personality was so cocky and rude, the people around him had to invent a new word to describe it.

You're almost a big a douche bag as Azeem Patel!

by goodgirlsgoforassholes October 18, 2012