Bee Boner

When a boner disappears really quickly because of a bee sting or any other shock to the body that makes a boner rapidly shrink.

We were in bed and a bee stung his foot. His boner disappeared so quick, a bee bee boner!

by Watermelon seeds May 11, 2018

Boner Revival

When you make comeback after losing a boner.

Ruth totally killed the mood so I had to go on her instagram for a boner revival.

by anoteatatime January 19, 2015

Rage Boner

The incitement of outrage and fury in Trump supporters spurred by the lies and preposterous conspiracy theories they circulate on far right social media and publications.

Hey bro, you need to read that article about how the Biden Crime Family keeps dozens of sex slaves in a dungeon in the basement of the White House. If that won't give you a rage boner, nothing will. I don't think I could get any harder than I am right now.

by Dr. Ahjit M'drarz September 15, 2023

signal boner

Occurs when your phone displays completely full bars, thus ascending in a shape that resembles an erect penis (a boner).

Guy A: Do you have any signal?

Guy B: Yeah man, my phone has a signal boner right now.

by joerun26 July 21, 2010

Bhuna Boner

When you get a boner over an Indian girl,
or

When your cock stinks of curry after fucking an Indian girl.

"Man I fucked this bird last night, I got a Bhuna Boner"
"Ngl im getting a Bhuna Boner over that girl"

by TheRealManuel February 4, 2019

Boner tunes

Those song that are playing in the background as your doing the deed.

These are such Boner tunes

by Misslinds January 5, 2024

Tom Boner

You jurk off to' @cstoner0' or known as tom.stoner voice

I had a tom boner so I jerked it off all night

by anonymous February 17, 2025