Jaemamando the soul stealer ( Big Bird )

Jaemon (older brother Smith) is really nice to me and the fam.

Bro can be found runnin' hitting drums Playing wii sports studying , makin' chocolate milk

Jaemamando the soul stealer ( Big Bird ) is addicted to chocky milk ( probably I dont Know)

He also treats me nicely

by Tg223P October 8, 2023

bird crashed into my window

literally a bird crashing into a window
🏠🐦 (explained in emojis)

Timmy : MOMMY! :( THIS BIRD CRASHED INTO MY WINDOW!!
Timmy's Mom : Let me See- TIMMY THAT IS AN EAGLE LET IT GO RIGHT NOW!
Timmy : *Pets Bird*
Eagle : *Grabs Timmy And Flys Away*
Timmy's Mom : Oh well he was annoying anyways..

by cat hotdog August 15, 2021

2 birds on the tree

A drunk man seeing 2 birds on a tree

Drunk man: "I'm not drunk, I can clearly see the 2 birds on the tree"
Police: "..There's no bird on the tree, are you a drunk man? This is a classic, a drunk man seeing 2 birds on a tree!"

by Klockoline October 13, 2023

Dirty Bird Fodder

What is left of a football team after being decimated by the Atlanta Falcons.

The Green Bay Packers were a good football team until they played the Atlanta Falcons in the 2016 NFC championship game, now they are just dirty bird fodder.

by Wraith23 January 27, 2017

Bird’s Nest

A fucking pest. Also known as a BN.

He’s a right bird’s nest.

You’re such a bird’s nest!

There’s a load of BNs out today isn’t there?

by Mickymcdonnell August 4, 2022

Covid Birds

When people from blue states move to Florida or Texas to escape lockdowns, thus driving living expenses to record high knowing they will move back once covid is over.

I'm tired of the lockdowns in New York and California so I'll move to the south to get away from it. Let's be Covid birds!

by Miss creative January 21, 2022

Bird

A bird is a British slang term for getting a jail sentence.

"My brother just got a bird, he'll be gone for a bit."

by he capaplot September 20, 2020