anal gaper

A guy that has an unhealthy obsession with turtlenecks who enjoys playing DnD and being cynical.

OMG Nathan that turtleneck makes you look like such an anal gaper.

by chunymunkeysexymuffin July 27, 2016

Anal-Sanchez

A word to describe an old man with a micro penis.

That man is an Anal-Sanchez

Poor guy has Anal-Sanchez disease

by Bendoverplz December 29, 2021

Anal Flick

When you flick someones exposed asshole.

Brandon threw the bar of soap on the shower floor. As his wife went to pick it up he gave her an overpowering anal flick which stunned her, but yet turned her on. She then said MMMMMmmmmmm, got out of the shower and went to bed.

by Joshictionary September 20, 2018

anal amnesia

Anal amnesia....when you sit there so long you don't remember if you pooped anything so you have to peek between your legs to see if there is anything in the bowl so you know whether you need to wipe your butt before you stand up.

Man, I fell asleep on the crapper and woke with anal amnesia. Turns out I DID need to wipe.

by Dickless Tracy July 22, 2019

Explosive Anal Bead

A variation of the anal bead invented in 2034.

Have you heard? The inventor of the Explosive Anal Bead, Jackson (redacted) died to his own invention!

by Blobino fan December 13, 2022

Anal Trekking

Having a really long anal marathon.

Hey babe, wanna go anal trekking on the weekend?

by StarTrek May 28, 2015

Chantilly Anal

A sexual fetish where whipped cream is injected into the anus, after which the injector sodomizes the recipient.

Last night, I had Chantilly Anal.

by LoveEggs? June 4, 2017