Alex

A person named Alex is someone who is very good at music and is going to be bigger than Jesus. People names Alex are generally better than people called Todd and Patrick

Jesus: Woah thats Alex i should go talk to him
John Lennon: No your not popular enough.

by Teenage angst July 29, 2019

Alex

slut for dreadheads or freak in the mother fucking sheets

fade: damnnnn i want alex
dreadhead: youn got dreads but i do so ima have her

by queenshitbitch114 November 21, 2023

Alex Garnett

Cool guy

Alex Garnett is a cool guy

by anonymous February 9, 2022

Alex

Alex is a person with a huge cock and a greek god in bed.

Nice Cock Alex

by wahrsager November 22, 2021

Alex

literally the most gorgeous boy you will ever meet, just one conversation will make you fall in love with him absolutely and unequivocally adorable and sexy when he wants to be. You will treat him right or all the devils and gods of every religion will come after and you will be burned with a thousand suns I will kill you if you hurt him. So beautiful inside and out, his grey-blue eyes like a swirling ocean in a storm, chocolate hair that glistens in the sun, so pure and radiates a light that no one can even explain. So much more than any of this, but it's impossible to put it into words, it's ineffable. he is life.

'i love alex so much, i cry over him'
'alex is so smart and kind, he knows so much about Minecraft and FNAF and I love him'
'I would kill everyone for alex, and then myself if he wants me to'

by ilyalexalicegeorge March 19, 2022

alex belgrade

Fucking homosexual who likes butt sex with his dad

Alex Belgrade went to talk with his dad

by A chill dude October 30, 2013

Alex

Usually a crazy Scottish woman who loves mc tiny, mc amense,mc lugzy and last but not least oakzy b. She spends her free time drooling over men she can’t get (usually called Jamo) and listening to free Oakland and kips bouncy sesh, there life goal is to be a no1 bar spitter. Usually they are quite loud and always wants to be your best friend.

1: hey did you see Alex over there
2:yeah what a scoot, have you seen her debut mc video

by Gedro_pedro December 9, 2018