A soul whore, or soul whoring, is the phenomenon encountered when playing a cooperative play through of the popular fighting fantasy game franchise, Dark Souls.
In the game, Dark Souls, one most do as the American corporations do and claim as many unwilling souls as possible.
This process can imbue one with a sort of dirty sexual power obsession and a sudden leaning towards delusional rape-like activity; this lead to soul whoring and is commonly seen as a societal short coming.
Soul whoring can be observed through dysfunctional personality traits such as hording (i.e. saving massive amounts of souls to brag in lieu of using them for leveling up or spending); collecting (i.e. finding items to increase soul count or finding high soul yielding farming locations); exclusion (i.e. asking singular members of a cooperative team to do a boss or area without the other members of the cooperative team); delusion (i.e. believing the game is about soul count/level and game knowledge rather than exploration and trial and error game play); and mania (i.e. excitement towards high soul accumulation and higher levels than members of their cooperative team).
However, there is hope found in modern medicine; soul whoring has been found to be curable through disenfranchisement with meta-gaming and two blunts to the face all day, erryday.
In the game, Dark Souls, one most do as the American corporations do and claim as many unwilling souls as possible.
This process can imbue one with a sort of dirty sexual power obsession and a sudden leaning towards delusional rape-like activity; this lead to soul whoring and is commonly seen as a societal short coming.
Soul whoring can be observed through dysfunctional personality traits such as hording (i.e. saving massive amounts of souls to brag in lieu of using them for leveling up or spending); collecting (i.e. finding items to increase soul count or finding high soul yielding farming locations); exclusion (i.e. asking singular members of a cooperative team to do a boss or area without the other members of the cooperative team); delusion (i.e. believing the game is about soul count/level and game knowledge rather than exploration and trial and error game play); and mania (i.e. excitement towards high soul accumulation and higher levels than members of their cooperative team).
However, there is hope found in modern medicine; soul whoring has been found to be curable through disenfranchisement with meta-gaming and two blunts to the face all day, erryday.
Saul McGraygore sure is a soul whore when he chooses to ask for individual boss sessions with select members of the team, and wears his Silver Serpent Ring instead of damage boosters like the Llyod's Sword Ring.
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Person 1: Hey, you look pretty disgusting.
Person 2: Yeah, I know, I hooked up with some sketchy guy last night and took a Whore's Bath in the bathroom.
Person 2: Yeah, I know, I hooked up with some sketchy guy last night and took a Whore's Bath in the bathroom.
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A reference, usually suggested by sailors or soldiers, to an unfortunate past sexual conquest.
Located at the Horn of Africa, Djibouti occupies a strategic geographic location at the mouth of the Red Sea, near the world's busiest shipping lanes and close to Arabian oilfields, and serves as an important transshipment location for goods entering and leaving the east African highlands.
The present leadership maintains good ties with its former colonial power, France--which is also known for its dirty, unbathed whores--as well as the United States. Both countries have their only military bases in the entire sub-Saharan Africa located in the heart of Djibouti.
Slightly smaller than Massachusetts, Djibouti's climate is torrid, dry desert, and it boasts inadequate supplies of potable water, limited arable land and desertification, all leading to its high population of unbathed whores servicing both the sailor and soldier community.
Living mostly in wasteland, Djibouti's population has a life expectancy of 43.17 years, which only encourages its young women to "get it while the gettins good," thus turning to a life of filthy, low-quality whoring.
Djibouti whores are infamous among all sailors and soldiers as the worst whores one will ever cum across.
A reference, usually suggested by sailors or soldiers, to an unfortunate past sexual conquest.
Located at the Horn of Africa, Djibouti occupies a strategic geographic location at the mouth of the Red Sea, near the world's busiest shipping lanes and close to Arabian oilfields, and serves as an important transshipment location for goods entering and leaving the east African highlands.
The present leadership maintains good ties with its former colonial power, France--which is also known for its dirty, unbathed whores--as well as the United States. Both countries have their only military bases in the entire sub-Saharan Africa located in the heart of Djibouti.
Slightly smaller than Massachusetts, Djibouti's climate is torrid, dry desert, and it boasts inadequate supplies of potable water, limited arable land and desertification, all leading to its high population of unbathed whores servicing both the sailor and soldier community.
Living mostly in wasteland, Djibouti's population has a life expectancy of 43.17 years, which only encourages its young women to "get it while the gettins good," thus turning to a life of filthy, low-quality whoring.
Djibouti whores are infamous among all sailors and soldiers as the worst whores one will ever cum across.
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