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Plum water

When your water is rather plummy. Not a good thing.
WHY THIS TASTE LIKE PLUM WATER!?!?
by tessanic March 6, 2016
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Siamese Water Hose

It's when a guy simultaneously ejaculates on one girl's face, while farting in the others mouth...
Ben "Siamese Water Hose" them by farting in Katie's mouth while ejaculating onto Brenda's face.
by Simple Jack duh April 9, 2016
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bastard water

Dude 1: Dude 3 is fucking out of it.
Dude 2: He been on the bastard water all day mate.
by ShogunOfSorrow April 11, 2016
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California Water Balloon

That act of stuffing a water hose up your rectum and turning the water on full blast.
Alex looked like a water balloon after doing a California Water Balloon
by MrFuntime11 November 15, 2016
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water wart

When you tuck your meat stick upward into your waistband and only the tip peeks out from the top, this is a water wart.
Hey guys, wanna see my water wart.
by Unicornslayer96 November 19, 2016
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Water snaking it

When two gay men one uncircumcised and the other circumcised dock their penises and then one or the other men masturbate both of them with each stroke using the uncircumcised persons foreskin. When reaching a climax in this circumstance the act of orgasming compounded with the near watertight seal of one cock inside another, often causes a sticky and unpredictable explosion of semen around the edge of the outer docked pensis' foreskin. Similar to the effect of holding ones thumb over the end of a water hose. This semen spray effect when Water Snaking it is often called a backdraft. Note, because pain is normal for the backdraft recipient, finishing first is often a race between the stroker and strokee.
At the end of their date, the two gay lovers masturbated by water snaking it. They took turns simultaneously stroking their docked penises until one "Back drafted" inside of the others penis.
by WordOfTheDay83 November 19, 2016
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Watering My Monkey

An excuse to tell your friend when you aren't really busy, but don't actually want to spend time with them either.
"Hey Elizabeth, can you hang out tonight" "No, sorry, I'm watering my monkey tonight"
by thndrchunky December 1, 2016
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