Muffin Top

When a girl scrunches her stomach fat together (muffin top) like a taco and jacks you off with it.

“Damn, I got great muffin top last night by this BBW, dude it was so hot”

by Stankman February 24, 2020

top my johnson

another word to say suck my dick

top my johnson bitch

by just smoove October 24, 2020

top dog

Either you're one of those who tend to mispronounce "ToppDogg" (Don't worry, many people do) or you were talking about their song.

"Top Dog is so underrated!"
"You mean ToppDogg?"
"No I meant their song, but ToppDogg is too."

by B-Joo's Purple Hair December 26, 2016

Top shagger

It’s me josie

Josie is a top shagger

by Pat1269 May 8, 2019

top-player

someone that can't be stopped. Untamable beast.

look up pottah
look up beasting

that nigga is a top-player

by Big bizzle April 30, 2003

Top set

Dickhead wankers who r clever n think they r hard but are actually hard over osmosis

Those top set dickhead wankers got full marks in the test again, bet they wank off to ionic bonding

by Ramadan9900 June 1, 2018

Muffin Top

Muffin Top: The disgusting amount of flab which one cannot keep holstered within one's pants. Mainly needs a makeshift brace/belt of some sort. See also: Muffin Man; Weightloss; Disgrace to ones bakery.

Overly tight jeans with no excess room. Flab overflowing from top of pants; Muffin Top

by Jewboy68 April 15, 2014