TWO LEGGED FISH

YOU CATCH A TWO LEGGED FISH AT YOUR LOCAL PARK AND THEN BRING IT HOME AND THEN RUBB IT WITH CAR OIL WHILE U SLIP UR FAT MASSIVE COCK IN THE FLOPPERS AND FINS.

SATIRE: YO DEADAUX I JUST FUCKED A TWO LEGGED FISH

DEADAUX: DANG JIT YOU WAS BLUCKING A TWO LEGGED FISH

by TWO LEGGED FISH June 12, 2023

Fish Finger Butty

When a female inserts her fingers into her unwashed vagina and then proceeds to shove her fingers up your ass

Eric: Babe i’m really horny right now
Louis: One fish finger butty coming right up

by thefishfingerer March 11, 2023

Choking Fish Flail

The act of being choked during sex to the point of passing out and then rolling or 'flailing' around trying to get your breath back.

The couple tried the choking fish flail tonight. She rode him and choked him until he passed out.

by Missy_x June 27, 2022

Slipped me the fish

Gave someone something that didn't work properly. Typically used in engineering conversations.

"Damn, Jack, You slipped me the fish on this FPGA load!"

"Jim slipped me the fish on this PCB layout, he didn't use enough bypass capacitors."

"Those software guys slipped me the fish. their crap doesn't work, as usual."

by Randiesel March 4, 2022

Fish finger dither

Tentative, fumbling & ultimately unfulfilling fingering attempt.

How was your date with Cory?
Terrible. I called it off after some Fish Finger Dithering.

by GusLin March 7, 2022

Orbital Fish Hook

The orbital fish hook is a predecessor to the normal fish hook used on your girl while having sex. Since the jaw is soft, pliable, and bound to tear eventually. You hook your finger inside the orbital bone of the eye to make sure you have a proper hold during coitus. If the jaw rips she is scarred forever but the orbital bone will stand the test of time.

My girl and I were doing it doggy style last night and right as I started banging her real hard I reached up and obtained the orbital fish hook... it was a little uncomfortable at first but after she saw the beauty of not having to worrying about her jaw ripping she really dug it.

by Tribaltattoo0573 April 29, 2009

Flying Fish Buckle

Origin Barbados. The Flying Fish Buckle is a sexual position where a ladies legs are extended over her head and behind her neck.

Man, I put she in the Flying Fish Buckle last night!!!

by TaraLG June 12, 2008