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dirty joe rogan

An act between a man, a woman and a shemale where the woman takes a long thin shit on the mans penis, which is then slurped off by the shemale. The most difficult part of this sex move, is the fear factor.
Mom: "How did you get shit streaks in the FRONT of your underwear?"
Son: "Me and a couple of friends did a dirty joe rogan this morning!"

Pablo and Trina were arrested after they tried to get an undercover to perform a "dirty joe rogan"
by Sammoot November 22, 2013
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camel-toe-joe

any person that that loves the site of camel-toe
1st guy: (salivating) wow, did you see her camel-toe? I'd like to chew on that!

2nd guy: man, you're such a camel-toe-joe
by Paul J Parkinson November 1, 2006
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Billie Joe Armstrong

Billie Joe Armstrong is the hottest guy ever! He's the lead singer of the best band in the world, GREEN DAY! yay! he has a hot sexy voice....
by CraZy Chr!s February 26, 2005
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NJ sloppy joe

the REAL sloppy joe's. Unlike the disgusting sloppy joes that are just taco meat in a hamburger bun, these sandwiches are AMAZING. They are actually a real sandwich. They include- a layer of bread, then corn beef, then pastrami, then turkey, then russian dressing, then more bread, then the whole thing ALL OVER AGAIN!! they usually are cut into triangles and secured with a toothpick so the tower of a sandwich does not fall over. these sandwiches are also reffered to as "rich kid sloppy joes." they are INSANE!!
by Blair* January 5, 2006
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Billie Joe Armstrong

Commonly know to teeny boppers as 'Sex God'.
Amazingly, this is not his real job.
Billie Joe Armstrong is the lead singer of used-to-be punk rock band Green Day.
I claim that they 'used-to-be punk' simply because I think they have now strayed (perhaps not through their own faults) from the original values of punk.
Punk was originally the attitude a group of people shared who were going against the mainstream, and who held a great interest in the political world and shared feelings of mutiny against persons in authority.
Since the release of 'American Idiot' (which also started out as a political album), Green Day have arrived in the mainstream, releasing well-received hits such as 'American Idiot', 'Boulevard Of Broken Dreams' and 'Wake Me Up When September Ends'.
I for one do not find anything particularly special about any of their singles, preferring the album tracks instead which - thankfully - have remained somewhat sacred from the prying musical tastes of annoying high school girls who, incidentally, wouldn't know 'Dookie' from a pile of dung.
I do not, however, believe that Green Day have 'sold out'. I think the reason many people think they have is because of the fan base they have recruited since the release of their latest album. Fans like these claim to have liked Green Day 'all their lives' However, I find that hard to believe as the entries posted in Urban Dictionary claiming such...umm...claims were posted AFTER THE RELEASE OF AMERICAN IDIOT.
Thus I am forced to conclude that Teeny Boppers like these are still continuing to be the bane of my life.
Bring back the old values of punk.
TeenyBopper: OMFG! I SOOO TOTALLY LOVE GREEN DAY!! I AM SOOOO PUNK! *brandishes American Idiot cd in air and points violently at top with the slogan 'Punk Rock Chick' emblazoned across the front*.
Me: Umm...
TB: I am soooo going to get all their albums, omg.
Me: Umm...
TB: Well...cya! I gotta go dye my hair some ROCKIN colour like...like...like PINK! I love pink...*drifts off with dreamy expression on carefully made-up orange face*
Me: Umm...
by Chaolin September 3, 2005
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joe bidens grandson

a SUPER hot boy who only looks really hot under his mask. other than that he's still really hot.
wow, joe bidens grandson is SUPER HOT omg.
i know!!
by joebidensgrandsonsidechick February 18, 2021
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dirty joe exotic

A man who married a lot of (straight) men. A man who is gayer than a three dollar bill. A man who enjoyed (drugs) (tigers) and talking trash about that bitch (Carole baskin) who knows on a scale of one to sardine oil, she knows what happened to her ex husband! He’s as sure as a bleached mullet and hanging on stronger than a damn eyebrow ring on some good ole southern (alligator) skin.
Dirty Joe Exotic is honest down to the bones of expired Walmart meat lovers pizza served fresh and hot off the salmonella truck.
by BBQCJB April 16, 2020
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