When your girl tries to put your banana shaped cock in your mouth but it makes the Mad Monkey ANGERRYYY!! So then you spank her in the bojangles and tear out her pube hair, and use superglue to put it all over your body, officially making you the maddest of monkeys,
Good ol Albert: That girl tried to give me head, but that made me turn into a Mad Monkey!!
Good ol Bobby: I noticed you had brown pubes all over you.
Good ol Bobby: I noticed you had brown pubes all over you.
by Good Ol Dude March 14, 2019
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by 😝EB Mfers😝 June 15, 2018
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by jabbercum January 25, 2019
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Captain to Operations: Hey Steve, when you see my deck monkey, tell him to come tie my shoe lace... I'm sick of that 19 year old, 200 hour excuse of a pilot that thinks his opinion matters. Why the fuck do you hire these pizza face twats?
by Piles999 June 10, 2018
Get the deck monkey mug.The monkeypox virus is an orthopoxvirus that causes mpox (monkeypox), a disease with symptoms similar to smallpox, although less severe. Key facts
Vaccines used during the smallpox eradication programme also provided protection against monkeypox. Newer vaccines have been developed of which one has been approved for prevention of monkeypox
Monkeypox is caused by monkeypox virus, a member of the Orthopoxvirus genus in the family Poxviridae.
Monkeypox is usually a self-limited disease with the symptoms lasting from 2 to 4 weeks. Severe cases can occur. In recent times, the case fatality ratio has been around 3–6%.
Monkeypox is transmitted to humans through close contact with an infected person or animal, or with material contaminated with the virus.
Monkeypox virus is transmitted from one person to another by close contact with lesions, body fluids, respiratory droplets and contaminated materials such as bedding.
Monkeypox is a viral zoonotic disease that occurs primarily in tropical rainforest areas of central and west Africa and is occasionally exported to other regions.
An antiviral agent developed for the treatment of smallpox has also been licensed for the treatment of monkeypox.
At this time, data suggest that gay, bisexual, and other men who have sex with men make up the majority of cases in the current mpox outbreak.
Vaccines used during the smallpox eradication programme also provided protection against monkeypox. Newer vaccines have been developed of which one has been approved for prevention of monkeypox
Monkeypox is caused by monkeypox virus, a member of the Orthopoxvirus genus in the family Poxviridae.
Monkeypox is usually a self-limited disease with the symptoms lasting from 2 to 4 weeks. Severe cases can occur. In recent times, the case fatality ratio has been around 3–6%.
Monkeypox is transmitted to humans through close contact with an infected person or animal, or with material contaminated with the virus.
Monkeypox virus is transmitted from one person to another by close contact with lesions, body fluids, respiratory droplets and contaminated materials such as bedding.
Monkeypox is a viral zoonotic disease that occurs primarily in tropical rainforest areas of central and west Africa and is occasionally exported to other regions.
An antiviral agent developed for the treatment of smallpox has also been licensed for the treatment of monkeypox.
At this time, data suggest that gay, bisexual, and other men who have sex with men make up the majority of cases in the current mpox outbreak.
Monkey pox
Yet they help the pride parade last year with out a shit givin to your health
It is shocking that we saw a aids 2.0 and the people behind the pride parades did not want to cancel because they knew that if they did then pride parades would stop especially the fact that the 2021 was the "you can't cancel pride" and if it did the following year
it would break the sprit of every crazed 'look at me' queers
while leaving the sanes ones finally be accepted in society
because new flash the parades are pushing people futher in the closet
Yet they help the pride parade last year with out a shit givin to your health
It is shocking that we saw a aids 2.0 and the people behind the pride parades did not want to cancel because they knew that if they did then pride parades would stop especially the fact that the 2021 was the "you can't cancel pride" and if it did the following year
it would break the sprit of every crazed 'look at me' queers
while leaving the sanes ones finally be accepted in society
because new flash the parades are pushing people futher in the closet
by Facts hurt thy March 18, 2023
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Daniel stop being such a a “Twitter Monkey”! Just because it’s tending on Twitter it doesn’t mean is true!
by Puertorican Papi January 9, 2023
Get the Twitter Monkey mug.This song was created by tones and I which the meaning of dance monkey was usually a refference to the nigger people that do the monkey dance also known as the sturdy or the griddy.
Nigger person 1: Yo get sturdy
Nigger person 2: Alright bet nigga
Tones and I: Dance monkey, Dance monkey ohhhh~
Nigger person 2: Alright bet nigga
Tones and I: Dance monkey, Dance monkey ohhhh~
by Ihatethechocolatepeople October 31, 2022
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