Wood Kiss

A complex sex act that require accuracy, precision, and execution. The male pulls out his wang, which has to be chubbed to some degree, and places it on the edge of the vagina. The woman’s beaver then grinds the veiny pork until all foreskin has been removed from the grinding. There may be some spots left, so having some gritty sandpaper may be better. The peen drill should now be skinless and pink, and the woman blows it.

My girl was so wild last night that she gave me the wood kiss, so I had to go the hospital.

by Buttslopper-oo November 19, 2019

National kiss day

National kiss day is on November 21 and where you kiss someone you love or like.

National kiss day

by Girl_puppies November 20, 2019

KISS

Knight

In
Satans
Service

Oh that band kiss is so diabolical

by Your real name 666 November 25, 2019

Kiss of the devil

When one is chewing big red gum then proceeds to have oral sex (butthole licking) of the taint hole on their said partner or partners....

Rick was chewing big red then licked randys asshole...Randal replied it's so hot and spicy it's ass if it was a kiss of the devil on my asshole...

by el-gato-negro March 4, 2019

Bacon Kisses

getting splattered by bacon grease while frying bacon

Liz: "Matt, you have burns on your hand!"

Matt: "Yea, I love bacon kisses!"

by Mohee Magee March 10, 2019

Kiss on the cob

A nice lil blow job

Oi, mate, that banging bird gave me a wee kiss on the cob, innit, jacob

by Bob da sucka April 25, 2019

Hershey’s Kiss

Taking a shit so big that the pile touches your butt

I took a shit so big it gave me bum a hershey’s kiss.

by Lucid.furr May 5, 2019