fart knocker

It's "YOU'RE" not YOUR, you fart knocker.
You're means you are, fart knocker.
See Beavis and Butt-Head for more insults.
by Craig April 6, 2005
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fanny fart

a fart from a womans genitals, used as an insult
'What are you doing, you fanny fart?'
by jonathan November 10, 2003
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shit fart

A usually smelly fart which smells like rotten eggs.

See also: egg fart
Damn! Who was it that let a shit fart? It smells like pure shit!
by John November 17, 2003
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Cum Fart

As described in the podcast Comedy Bang Bang, when an individual who collects cum in his anal cavity is then asked by his girlfriend to impregnate her, he uses a Cum Fart, ie. farting the cum into the girlfriend pussy.
Her: Honey is about time for us to start a family.
Him: Open wide, the cum fart is a-cumming!
by Beaver Pelt Collector June 12, 2012
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fart beater

an alternative word for homosexual. someone who partakes in anal sex.
richard is a right fart beater, he just likes to pound the gasses back in
by sfusion December 30, 2007
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head-fart

Head-Fart -- (noun, verb) Plural. head-farts

Otherwise known as to sneeze, a physiological response to an intruder in the nasal passage.
Noun: Dude, I just had a major sneeze.
You mean you had a major head-fart.

Verb: I think I just head-farted all over myself.
by Smoker in the Crest DC April 10, 2009
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Fart pocket

When a someone farts into a girls vagina. The vagina swallows the fart and becomes a fart pocket
Last night after sex, Ashleigh was next to me naked so I farted in her vagina and gave her a fart pocket.
by DamBroLambo November 30, 2017
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