Cum-Kleen

Cum-Kleen is a personal wipe that a guy can use to clean up the load he shoots all over his tits, chest, abs, and pubes when he jacks off.

I've got a box of Cum-Kleen packets to clean myself up after I blow my load.

by USAF Cadet August 16, 2021

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Cum McFlurry

While at mcdonalds with your girl, order a mcflurry, drink it as fast as you can and then puke it up on your chick, smack her across the face with your dick and tackle her into the ball pit with all the little kids. Then proceed to fuck the shit outta her while licking the mcflurry off. Right as your about to bust a nut, whip your Big Mac out and squirt her in the chest while screaming "WHOS RONALD MCDONALD BITCH!" she follows up with "YOU ARE, YOU ARE!" After all the mayhem exit through the drive thru window while not speaking a word to anyone.

Josh: DAMN DANIEL YOU PULLED THE CUM MCFLURRY ON YOUR MOM!
Daniel: Hell yea i did, bitch loved that shit

by Longo January 18, 2008

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CUM DUMP

DIRTY SLEAZY SLUT,WHORE,PROSTITUTE,
WHITE TRASH HO'S

Dam, 5 guys made my ho their "CUM DUMP" last night.

by STEVE ROC October 30, 2008

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cum-sucker

A cum-sucker is a guy who goes to "Lover's Lane" type places looking for discarded condoms full of cum and squeezes every drop of somebody's dick-juice into his mouth and swallows.

As teenagers, my friends and I used to jack off in a condom and then drop them off on Grand View Drive so the cum-suckers would find them and eat our juice!

by USAF Cadet August 1, 2021

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