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hungry bum

A person who has more clothes up there bum than posh spice has in her wardrobe, a Arse muncher, his pants cost him £5 but hes got £4.50's worth up his arse
James 'Hungry Bum' Makowane is the Current European Champion of Arse munching, he won his title in Belguim Nov 11th 2007, he ate (his arse ate) 3 pairs of trousers and 6 pairs of boxer shorts!!!!!
by Dave Liverpool No1 January 28, 2008
mugGet the hungry bummug.

Pain in the bum

Omg the Skwirl is such a pain in the bum, reminds me of leni!
mugGet the Pain in the bummug.

bummity bum bum bum

a song to sing when your bum hurts
"aaah johnny my bum hurts"
"bummity bum bum bum"
"fuck off"
by polnarefflxnd October 16, 2022
mugGet the bummity bum bum bummug.

bum bich

royal loyal side bitch
does what is asked no questions
that’s my bum bich and i fight till death
by BumStatusYo December 16, 2018
mugGet the bum bichmug.

Pokey chokey bum wank

To combine 2 sexual acts for one dose of heightened pleasure a pokey bum wank combined with self asphyxiation by the use of vigorously inserting ones finger in an out of one's own anus whilst furiously pleasuring ones own man truncheon with the other hand and at roughly a minute before the point of unbridled ecstasy lean forward on the pre attached belt (hung from the light fitting before the start of the act) choking one's self out and at the point of the act of cumming releasing the pressure on the belt giving you the pleasure of a good pokey and a good bit of asphyxiation admittedly it is a lot of effort but after a few goes it gets easier to set up ideally a spare bedroom is available so you can just leave the equipment ready and waiting not for the feint of hearted and not recommended to do without letting someone know what you have planned (maybe phone up one of your parents and ask if they could stay on the line to make sure release was in good time if a bit late they can phone the relevant emergency service)
I really enjoy a good pokey chokey bum wank but I love a bit of asphyxiation sex too if only there was a way I could enjoy both at the same time (idea form's) just maybe there is a way it might take some time and effort but just think of the pleasure maybe just maybe it might be worth a bit of experimentation to see what is the worst that can happen
(any attempt to do this is at one's own risk and no amount of expensive no cash up front lawyers can help to sue until a safety bracket can be set up maybe one for some entrepreneurs to try pitch to the dragons den)
mugGet the Pokey chokey bum wankmug.

Mookie bum bum

Mookie bum bum means that you are excited and have nothing to say
by Bigbeanbrain February 27, 2020
mugGet the Mookie bum bummug.

hilde the bum

A big bum that likes to eat peubs. In his spare time he enjoys giving rimjobs to his mom. Sometimes while he is in the bath, his grandma finger pops his butthole and makes him lick her tits. He tends to fornicate on his sister to wake her up for school. He is a bum.
"Oh god, don't be such a hilde"
"I did a hilde the bum to my mom last night"
by NickRzeznik December 19, 2013
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