polar bear head

Blowjob with cold hands, and a lot of teeth.

"Dude, I'm never getting with that chick again. She gave some serious polar bear head.

by TheGruff February 26, 2014

Noelle the jelly bear

Hehe if you see this your my friend it’s Noelle btw but ya 😎🙂

Noelle the jelly bear is the best

by Noellethejellybear June 19, 2021

Polar Bear Head

Oral sex defined by cold hands or mouth and the use of teeth.

He ate a popsicle then gnawed at my vag. I hate Polar Bear Head.

by castilleja February 22, 2014

Jer Bear

A Jer Bear is someone whose food addiction has progressed to the magnitude of an addiction to heroin. Food is often the only thing on a Jer Bear’s mind, especially Big Macs. Because of this, they often have trouble focusing. Other foods that a Jer Bear might crave could be pizza, french fries, fried chicken, pasta, or meat of any kind. It has never been proven whether or not the appetite of a Jer Bear can be satisfied, but most experts believe that it can not. The leading Jer-Bearologists claim that “Getting a Jer Bear to stop being hungry is like trying to reach zero degrees Kelvin.” Be careful if you ever meet a Jer Bear; they cannot control their hunger. The chance that he tries to eat you is reason enough for alarm, however, it would be far more devastating if he were to sit on you.

Haiden: Here comes Jeremiah
Kellan: He ate Jacob yesterday
Haiden: He can’t help it, he’s a Jer Bear

by K.C. Lime April 19, 2024

Bear

A slang term for cop. See also pig, fuzz, popo, and others.

Oh shit. Theres a bear behind me. I gotta pull over.

by JarvisBanned May 29, 2020

fetching the bear

When one gay man kneels behind a large hairy gay man(see Bear), and reaches up through the Bear's legs and pulls his penis and testicles back betwixt his legs. With the Bear's pee pee facing backward the kneeling man begins to stroke him to completion. Hence Fetching the Bear.

Guy one: I bet Lou loves fetching the bear.

Guy two: I'm not sure his man's pencil dick will bend that far without snapping.
Guy one: I've seen him!

by Dumpster Dick March 24, 2017

Bear

Absolutely amazing person, has an epic name and is an absolute pimp.

He Hates simps more than life itself.
Everyone I’ve ever met called bear has had a girl called Lauren with him, and that’s because it’s a well known fact that bears and Lauren’s go together.

Definitely over 6”1 Because he’s an absolute unit of a human.

Doesn’t like spicy food though

“Who is that”

Have you seen the muscles on him, he must be called bear, for sure

by I_hate_fortnite October 11, 2020