boner bake

Hey I’m about to eat a boner bake and do your mom
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boner bake

Hey I’m about to eat a boner bake and head to the gym
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boner bake

Hey dude I’m about to eat a boner bake and do your mom
by Diddyman2013 February 19, 2025
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pubic boner

when you have so much pubic hair it makes it look like you have a boner
bro i really need to shave down there, this pubic boner isnt a good look
by konerrGAY November 15, 2021
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gift boner

an unexpected boner at an non ideal time.
me and my girl decided to not look a gift boner in the mouth so she sat on it in the parking lot of my church.
by helluvanape June 12, 2020
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Phoner Boner

When your pants are too tight and the outline of your phone is clearly visible in the front pocket.
Is that your phoner boner or are you happy to see me
by Ctoff February 17, 2024
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re-boner

Getting a hard-on too soon after cumming, and requiring you to punch your dick until it gets soft again, to avoid priapism.
"Shit man, I jerked off twice today, and my dick just got hard again. That re-boner shit ain't good for you, so I did a little preemptive strike with some fridge door slams. Problem solved."

"Uh. Word."
by zombieskin October 14, 2011
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