JM MOMENTS

Originally came from HOTMC (House of the Marites Congress) Group.
another term for "Lutang or sabog".

"Ano jm sabog kananaman? Jm Moments"
Sophia: Jusq Ivan na jm moments ka

by Jhomarie Carl (JM) June 19, 2022

the oh-shit! moment

The split second after you've said something that you really shouldn't have said, and realise that you shouldn't have said it.

an example of the oh-shit! moment = "those jeans make your thighs look fat" ... oh shit...

by p00pyhead August 16, 2009

casual moments

casual moments

"casual moments"

by TominatorF August 3, 2021

Zengle moment

Zengle moment is the act of taking something ten steps to far and accidentally killing someone

zengle moment the act if driving you car at someone an almost hitting them or taking it way to far and being a boga

by Gmanhaha November 22, 2011

onion moment

Woman moment but worse!

That’s a onion moment bro!

by RaunchyNutSaq May 17, 2021

Moment

Through the emerging consensus of observation and experimentation, one (1) moment is equal to exactly three (3) whole minutes.

Cassie: Just a moment...
*3 whole minutes pass*
Cassie: Hi! So I've gone ahead and scheduled your appointment - you're all set!

by ccpresident September 6, 2018

GTA:W Moment

King Kobras Incident 2021. This incident occurred around Five P-M on the Third of May, with the involvement of Fritz, Deadplaya, xdthe, Shietrek, Forest, and many others in the Kobra discord for GTA:W.

Deadplaya was caught in 4k, Raytraced footage, and was clowned RUTHLESSLY by Fritz. This led to a downfall of Deadplaya and leaving the discord, with the Transgender being "Alivia 'Trouble' "Mariano" proceeded to say, and I quote: "yall r just being trogs about it its actually depressing".

Deadplaya and Alivia were severely CLOWNED by Fritz and shunned for simping for one another, but in the end Deadplaya is a homie and Alicia is a dumb tranny.

Yo, Bigboy, you see that Shmoe tried raping someone IC'ly? Yeah, that's a GTA:W Moment 'Wood.

by Local_Shitposter May 3, 2021