Zipper Butt

There is so much un-wiped fecal matter in the crevice between your left and right butt cheeks that you can no longer open them. May often cause inability to poop. It is often linked to having a lot of anal hair and a lack of hygiene. As well as being a condition, it can also be used as an insult.

1. Dude, I've got a terrible case of Zipper Butt.

2. How's it going, Zipper Butt?

3. What's your problem? Do you have Zipper Butt or something?

4. Her Zipper Butt was about a Bananometer long, I almost puked.

5. My Zipper Butt finally split today! I bent over, and it cracked right open!

by Cockstin Lust March 29, 2011

womb zipper

The place directly above the gunt where-in the woman will be able to produce her food babies.

Damn it woman, show me your womb zipper !

by pdxcreep December 3, 2010

Dick Zipper

When a girl gets fucked so violently that it rips her from the inside out and she has to have surgery. Therefore she is left with a nasty scar that runs up her stomach and closely resembles a zipper.

Damn yo! He fucked her so hard that bitch got a permanent dick zipper.

by MzPoPcOpY June 5, 2020

Unzipped zipper

A vulgar to describe a promiscuous woman who's vagina has been loosened up after all those sex she had with countless of males.

"You know Amelia? I heard shes has an unzipped zipper"

by Friendly neighbourhood guy December 11, 2021

Dick von Zipper

I would like my penis belong to celebrities, so I call him Dick von Zipper.

I call my penis -- Dick von Zipper

by surfwww1 June 7, 2004

zeppers

A word that rhymes 100% with peppers and yeppers.

To be a complete idiot.

Tiffany is a zepper.

by G August 30, 2004

Zipper-Head

A Zipper-Head is one who still believes that the earth in the center of the Universe and that Humans never evolved as Science has proven.

Zipper-Heads are everwhere and they may not even realize they are one, but they are...and shall ever be one until E.T. takes a cosmic shit on there freshly manicured lawn.

by SpunkyMonkey69 January 19, 2009