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Zorotard

Someone who is allergic to taking showers and gives off a foul odor much like their favorite character zoro (from the popular series “one piece”). They tend to have certain delusions similar to someone who has schizophrenia that zoro is as strong or equal to Luffy but sadly for them that will never be the case. However due to their inability to read, they can imagine that Zoro is important to the story through the pretty picture Eiichiro Oda draws for them.
“Ew I smelt somebody walking by. It must have been a Zorotard”
by Basedman21 August 21, 2023
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Zorktaposition

The phenomenon in which persons on the internet use personal experiences, preconceived notions, 2nd hand accounts and/or vague memories of articles to criticize, debunk and discard actual scientific, factual or otherwise documented cases as reported, often simplified, by the media.
My Zorktaposition...
- Looks photoshopped to me
- I'm calling BS. A friend of my uncle's neighbour once did that and it insert conflicting statement here.
- I'm not a lawyer, but that's definately illegal/legal/impossible/expensive in this/that state/country/city/cave.
by CRASH / Ola July 7, 2006
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Zoot

Tryna zoot?”

Hell yeah baby
by kriz0826 May 17, 2018
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zoote

He smoked a medium sized doink there for he is a zoote.
by zoote master May 20, 2018
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Zooted

when you lit as fuck
like drunk or high
“Bro I’m gonna be zooted tonight.”
“I’m zooted as hell right now.”
by Cal.bbbb February 1, 2019
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Zoro

A person who consumed the lost-lost fruit!
Comes with pros and cons.
Flaws:
-He gets lost
-He is sleeping 70% of the time
-He has no sense of direction
Pros:
-Can run away from enemies with ease, by getting lost
-He also has badass powers and infinite animation budget.
He uses three sword fighting techniques (Santoryu). He is also called Marimo
by a Simp-Cook.
Where is Zoro? Did he get lost again?
by anonymous April 4, 2021
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Zoot

To partake in the inhalation of the jazzy cabbage
Tammie "I'm bout to go zoot"
Tonya " hold up, I'm coming let me get out a zoot floot"
Wanda " count me in lets get zooted"
by TruthSeeker82 July 22, 2021
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