Zooted

Another way to say you're really high

Gage was really zooted today.

by SOFTLONER February 16, 2020

Zoot Suit

A slang phrase that originated from Austin, Texas which refers to an imaginary suit that measures how "zooted" (high on marijuana) one is. The term is commonly used shortly after someone smokes.

"You look like you've got your zoot suit on now"
or
"I've got on my Zoot Suit up to here" (While pointing somewhere on their body to indicate how much of the suit they're wearing)

by C4Effectz April 20, 2022

Zooted

When your bitch ass forgot you got high you went to the dealership after taking 15 hits from a bong and accidentally bought a porche rammed it into some random dude at the corner store you walk over there for some beer they recognize you and you get shot 32 in the skull and everyone gangs up on you

BROOOOO I WAS ZOOTED LAST NIGHT AND IDK HOW TO FIX IT.

by Super cool word man April 24, 2022

Zooted

When someone is sleep or drunk or high

Dude look at that girl over there she can barely stand up she must be zooted

by Jon brannn November 11, 2020

Zooted

Getting high to the point you feel like everything's surreal

He smoked and got zooted

by xvnscxbbie July 10, 2022

Colombian zoot

A Colombian zoot is a cigarette which contains tobacco, cannabis and crack

"Wow is that a Colombian zoot?"

"yes, it fuckin is moite"

by Gla1de June 24, 2019

Zooted

To visit the zoo more frequently than the average human, and getting fucked up off the smell of animal poop.

Thee homie B-Rad is zooted off the Zebra shit.

by Urban legend August 3, 2017