Zooted

when you lit as fuck
like drunk or high

“Bro I’m gonna be zooted tonight.”
“I’m zooted as hell right now.”

by Cal.bbbb February 1, 2019

Zooted

In East Tennessee, It means you're fucked off Xanax. All you want to do is chillax.

I just ate 3 Z-boys 30 minutes ago and now I'm zooted out the frame.

by ctnotts June 28, 2009

zootiez

An extraordinary strain of marijuana, known to get the user abnormally “zooted.” A special bud excelling in enhancing the effects of sexual intercourse.

Future: “puffing on zootiez, she calling me daddy”

by vSnaggerz_ April 29, 2022

Zootopia

A place where furries have orgies for hours and hours.

Let's go to Zootopia! I wanna go balls deep into a squealing bunny.

by Cliff Dengar July 5, 2016

zooted

getting fucked up on weed

i am bou to get hella zooted before sadies- deja

by mikey9999 June 15, 2007

zooty

A one piece, lycra, singlet and mid thigh shorts, worn for rowing. Short name for a zoot suit.

Oh, I have the worst zooty tan.

by hannnah April 5, 2006

zootweeze

Pulling a pair of underwear down over someone's head. Points are scored for pulling the undies so tight that you can see their face through the fabric. Points also for placing the tire track directly over the victim's nose.

Be prepared to lose the undies if you've gotten it right, as the vic will rip them to shreds.

I snuck up and zootweezed him with 2 day-old undies.

by DW Dawg April 10, 2009