liquid yoga

A slang word for an alcoholic beverage, especially when it's imbibed as a way to de-stress and/or relax, instead of doing something constructive like going to a yoga class or for a run, or dancing or stretching. Akin to the terms liquid lunch and liquid courage.

When I feel like I don't have time to go to the gym, but really need to de-stress and have some down time, I have a glass of my favorite liquid yoga.

by scribblysobernaut October 19, 2018

impact yoga

Code for sex

Girlfriend: ok babe I’m off to my impact yoga
Boyfriend: ok be careful this time hun you had bruises from the last time

by HigherPrimate December 11, 2020

Yohann/Yohan

A Tall Darkskin nigga usually around 6'1. From 26. And can be 🇨🇲 or 🇨🇬🇨🇩. He is fruity on some days but can be really calm.

OMG DO YOU KNOW YOHANN/YOHAN? HE IS SO TALL

OMG DO YOU KNOW Y1/Y26 YEAH IM FRIENDS WITH HIM

by jaiyshewh August 25, 2021

Kim Yohan

He is a South Korean singer and an actor, he is member of a boy group WEi and a former member of X1.

Someone: Who is that in the photocard?
Me: That's Kim Yohan, my bias in WEi

by beomchars August 1, 2022

KA KA yoga

The delightful art of having to take a massive shit while you're at the club but the door won't lock so you mount into a horizontal position above the toilet with your hands on the door and your feet against the wall behind the toilet (your stomach facing the ground). You then proceed to take your massive shit and your shit should fall into the toilet promptly.

Man I was at the club the other night dancin on bitches when I had to take a massive shit, but then the door wouldn't lock so I had to break out the KA KA yoga moves.

by ivorysoapsmellslikeshit March 12, 2015

yogasm

The feeling in your body when doing an epic yoga stretch and it feels like the most amazing yet painful thing in your life.

Dan - "omg that stretch was epic"
Peter - "i think i just had a yogasm"

by Peter kennedy November 1, 2007

Yoga Poser

An individual who likes to appear as though they are whole in health. The term can also be used to diss a yoga poser on the sly.

Signs of a yoga poser:

1. Lulu lemon garb. Exclusively.
2. Drinks health beverages in public, such as herbal green tea, but then returns home to down litres of Lipton green tea.
3. Brags frequently about weekly yoga sessions, though they have probably attended less than one.
4. Uses impressive Sanskrit terminology to sound yoga savy.
5. Professes an interest in "good music" but in reality listens to Taylor Swift or some garbage.

Yoga Poser: Oh my goodness, that Jalandhara Bandha yesterday made my quads soooo sore!
Normal Person: Is that an Oh Henry I see in your pocket?
Yoga Poser: Wha? No, that's a fruit supplement bar...
Normal Person: Do you even know what quads are?

Normal Person: Hahahaha man, Ophelia is such a yoga poser!
Another Normal Person (quietly): Ya, what a flake!
Ophelia: Uh, what?
Normal Person: It means you're a yoga professional. Way to be.
Ophelia puts in headphones.
Normal Person: Is that Taylor Swift?
Ophelia: Um...no! (flustered) It's "insert good band name here"
Another Normal Person: Sure it is. (winks at friend)

by OhCocoa June 24, 2011