Year 7

Fucked up little kids who think they can rule the school.
Year 7s are usually mistaken for reception age kids their bags are huge and they are always screaming and blocking the hallways.
Boy year 7s act all hard and rough shouting out swear words and pushing to the front of the bus and challenging year 11s but really they get laughed at and pushed around
Year 7 girls are total slags they use way to much fake tan and are constantly standing in huge groups laughing at that bird who flew past a window no one likes year 7 girls despite what they may think and always get pushed around by older years and then crying to their teachers
Year 7 boy: Oi m8 move out the fucking way u cunt
Year11 boy: Shut the fuck up u cunt your still a fucking fetus so don’t try pushing me around u dick
Year 7 boy: Of course

Year 7 girl: And Amy totally loves me I mean she was like smiling at me and everything I can’t blame her ma fake tan is amazing

Amy: I saw this tiny year 7 girl who looks like a fucking Oompa Loompa m8. Ik she shoulda stuck with her dolls
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Celebrity Years

Referring to the age difference between married or dating celebrity couples, especially those of which there is a pronounced age gap. The equation is as follows; 1 celebrity year = 4 regular years.
Annie: Gross, I just realized that Brad and Angelina are 12 years apart!

Alex: Yes, but in Celebrity Years, that's only 3.

Annie: Oh, well that makes it okay then.
by Jasey Rae Rae January 30, 2010
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2 years

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E. Fullmer wants to know what the advancements of Strong Badia will be in 2 years because he is going on a long trip and he wont be able to check out homestarrunner.com for 2 years.
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Dick year

A relatively short amount of time that seems to take an agonizingly long time to get over with.
Person #1: "Hey, I heard you fucked Tommy last night."
Person #2: "Worst fuck of my life. Ten seconds took a dick year."
by Candicks August 21, 2009
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golden years

The term used by old folks who are too attached tothere youth to admit that they are in fact: old, senile, and wrinkly
by JohnTheMon September 23, 2003
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story of the year

one of my favorite bands ever, i think its pretty funny how they mention death in a large majority of their songs, lol
they play my favorite song of all time "In The Shadows"
by me August 20, 2004
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Apple Year

The amount of time it takes an Apple product to get old, from the day it is purchased. An Apple Year is usually less than one month, although it depends based on the product
I can't believe this! I bought the iPad just an Apple Year ago, and now they're coming out with a new one!
by imamac February 11, 2012
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