wronked

V. 1. To have hobbled someone with a knife
2. To have farted in a Ford ranger with a standarded cab with the heat on.
3. To do something either extremely awesome or totally underwhelming for your charater
4. To be used in place of any other verb

1. Yo, last night, I was playing "Dead Rising" and all I had was the Hunting knife so I had to wronked my way through the crowd of zombies.
2. Dude did you just Wronked, my windows are broke, prick.
3. Hey man when you jumped of that roof, it was totally Wronked.
4. You Wronked man you, why don't you just wronked on down to go fuck yourself store, and well, GO FUCK YOURSELF.

by Jon "working class" Mehrhoff January 4, 2007

wronkwong

A state of being wrong when someone is pestering you about it. Used in the sense "I was wrong, now get off my back about it."

"Okay, I was wronkwong!"
"Okay, sorry, I was just having some fun."

by onionguy92 March 11, 2009

Wrinkle Grenade

Military term for an object which causes a person's clothes or appearance to be slovenly or unkept.

Drill Sergeant to Recruit: "Private, what happened to your uniform?! You look like you jumped on a wrinkle grenade!"

by Sgt Redleg July 30, 2009

wrinkle wiener

a dick so wrinkled it lookes like your dad's face.

tom cruise, hue heffnor, lady gaga, wrinkle wiener

by Lady_Kikyo8 December 21, 2009

wrinkle on my butt

When one says that something is a new wrinkle on their butts or asses, it typically means that they have seen or heard some kind of bullshit that doesn't make sense, or is bizarre. The saying is based on the saying that when one learns something new, the brain gets a new wrinkle. However, in such cases, something is so out there that the new wrinkle appears on the ass.

I was watching The Golden Girls. When Rose Nylund talked about the old lady with no smile muscles standing on her head and waving, to make her frown and smile, that was a new wrinkle on my butt. I'm sure the other ladies on the show had new wrinkles on their asses as well.

by mama'sfamilynut1983 October 7, 2013

Chunk Wunk

A chunk wunk is the art of shitting out a chudd with a chode. Can also be defined as anally pissing.

Eric felt a huge chudd coming out of his chode, so he let it rip and the chunk wunk was born.

by Mission Popscicle September 12, 2012

convoy of wrinkles

A Van full of Old reitred guys driving to a car auction.

Here comes the Convoy of Wrinkles now.

by The General Lee April 15, 2007