Woodstocking

Simular to Snowballing, one person travels bodily fluids to another throuh their mouths, however, the substance traveled is human shit. You shit in a girls mouth then kiss and she spits it into your mouth.

Person 1: Yo why do you smell like shit?
Person 2: I was woodstocking my girl last night.

by MJisAsian December 21, 2018

The tiger woods

The act of shoving a golf ball up your ass to attain rectal pleasure while still preparing for the main event. Once the golf ball is inserted, go ahead and give it a mighty push into a sock.. once the golf ball is in the sock.. mercilessly beat your partner with the sock and shit covered golf ball. This feeling of immense pain and intense appalling smell will cause a psychological metamorphosis causing them to experience the greatest feeling of sexual desire possible. This will surely get them in the mood.

Verb; Deloris: I'm too tired tonight

Jimmy: that's it, your getting the tiger woods later

by Archibald Meat Pants November 30, 2015

wooget

A young, virgin pussy with no hair (a.k.a. female jailbait)

I got some wooget last night.

by Rob D September 16, 2004

chopped woods

a girl with a clean pussy

GIRL 1: yo, i had a forest but then i chopped my woods
GIRL 1: you got chopped woods now?!

by lilbabiey December 19, 2018

Woodstock 99

The worst concert of all time. Held at Griffis Air Force Base, Rome, NY July 23-25, 1999, it featured top acts at the time such as Limp Bizkit, Korn, Rage Against The Machine, Kid Rock, Jewel, The Dave Matthew Band, all night raves, video game demos and the like. It was infamously known for not allowing attendees to bring in food and subject them to overpriced food and water bottles. On the last night, riots and fires broke out resulting in hundreds of thousands of dollars of damage.

"Many a topless woman in the audience at Woodstock 99."

by RawPower1973 April 2, 2020

Tiger Woods effect

This effect happens when professional golfers wake up in the morning and read the newspaper and find out that Tiger Woods is playing in the next tournament. After they hear this they all get worried and shit themselves.

Bob: "When I got onto the golf course today and saw Tiger the Tiger Woods effect hit me. Did hit you too?"

John: "Of course it did it is Tiger Woods."

by stevo supremo August 22, 2011

wogslot

A white girl in the UK that seeks out black men exclusively for sex,love,dating - a sad derogatory term used by other white people that have a problem with this preference. Look guys just because you think its offensive - doesn't mean its not widely used - it would be like saying no one uses the term nigger

"See that girl over there?" white guy A
"She looks hot" white guy B
"Its sad because she just dates black guys" white guy A
"Argh, you mean she's a 'wogslot'" white guy B

by mamboo October 3, 2007