Cut the brown wire

To excrete wind, or fart.

In extreme cases, to go for a dump / soil one's self.

Taken from Lethal Weapon:

Murtaugh: "Come on, man, come on!"
Riggs: "I dunno, what one should I cut"
Murtaugh: "I don't know! Cut the brown wire!"
Riggs: "OK, here goes......"
Riggs: *parp*

by Cold Boy December 12, 2007

Behind The Wire

A prison term used to describe being locked up.

"I made some mistakes that caused me to be behind the wire, but it doesn't change the fact that I'm a free spirit.

by rukusbukus August 23, 2011

wireless

A blow job, as in hands free. Getting wireless. This has replaced 'brain' as the newest term for blowjob.

That sorority house has great reception. You can get wireless in almost every room.

by matt 2879 September 7, 2006

Wifi wifey

A wifi wifey is a sneeky little internet fused connection with someone! It's like married on Facebook but not in reality, that's a wifi wifey ;) it is also used a lot for affairs and cheats!! Basterds lol? But other than that it can just be two happy people that love each other who talk over social media a lot xxxxx wifi wifeys

Hey wifi wifey love you!
Do you double tap like me, when I'm on the road you can Skype me, I'll follow if you follow me back, coz your my wifi wifey!!!!!!

by Random guy you love123 August 9, 2016

wired4life

Wired4life is associated with the WIRED4LIFE organization that supports women with implanted cardiac devices (pacemakers, icd's and replacement valves). www.wired4life.net Dawn Huberty founder

If you are wired4life you will always have a pacemaker or icd implanted.

by wired4lifenet January 5, 2014

wirefap

verb. the art of wiretapping and masturbating to the data being intercepted. usually performed by lucrative NSA agents.

when i shared a picture of my girlfriend on facebook, all the NSA agents started to wirefap.

by why are all the psudonyms used August 31, 2014

wirehole

Basically a dickhead.

'He's a fucking wirehole!!'

by Bfastbomb September 10, 2016