wine pod

On the surface, a wine pod is two couches pushed together to create the optimal seating arrangement for enjoying wine or other alcoholic beverages. But the sum is so much greater than its parts.

Steve: Bruh, wanna hit the clubs?
Glen: Nah bruh, gonna stay at home 'n get fucked up in my wine pod with my girl.

by Big Daddy Dee69 January 25, 2015

wine camouflage

when a woman wears red lipstick when planning on drinking red wine so as to hide the fact that she's a lush with wine stained lips

That woman is wearing wine camouflage so you can't tell that she just drank that whole bottle!

by winochic January 15, 2014

Wine & Cheese

Code word for girls night out in which they proceed to talk shit about men they don't like, usually accompanied by wine or some other alcoholic beverages and of course cheese.

Last night i invited my friends for wine & cheese, we proceeded to talk about and his lack of social abilities.

by Kaikershhez May 29, 2020

wine order

White before red, take me to bed; red before white, you’ll be alright

His headache was amplified and eyelids shuttered after two-fisting different wines… know your wine order

by Tiny dancer at the girls forum March 4, 2023

Wine-Blitzer

Mixing chilled white wine with a shot of everclear.

At the family brunch the moms were having wine-spritzers, but to get through that sh*t I made myself a wine-blitzer!

by EasyBakeCoven July 7, 2021

Wine Daddy

Wine daddy is a connoisseur of all things wine, he was born in Boorowa NSW during a humble wine tasting where he blitzed the competition and dominated the tasting with a perfect score. He was renamed during the evening to Nicky but the name didn't stick and he has adopted wine daddy even though wasn't sure how he felt about it.

Wine daddy poses for photos for the ladies and has roommates concerned about whether their pants will fall off at the sight of his beautiful face

Jo says " I only like it deep Wine Daddy"

by Thewine-o May 17, 2023

Thumbquat Wine

A mixture of unknown liquids, drank from a gauntlet. Only consumed by fucking idiots!

Mama makes the best thumbquat wine. It'll fuck you up!

by LMROBS September 4, 2021