warm cut

a route chosen, often in winter, that leads through heated buildings to escape intense cold, snow and other winter weather. Similar to a short-cut but does not usually reduce travel time, in fact, if often increases the length of the trip.

Person 1: It is so cold out and we still have half of campus to cross.

Person 2: Don't worry man, let's hang a left and take the warm cut through the library.

by vanhoved_10 June 23, 2009

Warm banana

When a man jerks off before sex to last longer.

Last night was her birthday so I gave her the old warm banana.

by Sack O'neill December 2, 2010

warmageddon

n. The oft-predicted final battle over the destiny of Earth's soul between the believers in global warming and the followers of Satan (or between the Global Warming Conspirators and the Holders of the True Knowledge).

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Pretty frigid today, ehh?

That's a sign of the coming warmageddon.

How is that even possible?

You'll see. You'll all see!

by gnostic 1 October 3, 2013

Warm Glove

When a female/male partner is giving a hand job to their male partner and the cum produced from the act covers the hand of the person giving the hand job resembling a glove.

Kyle: Hey man! I gave my bitch a warm glove last night in the back of my mom's car!

Chris: *high fives* Yeah man! You must have drenched that bitches hand in cum!!

by shreksmonstercock March 27, 2015

warm cloud

Taking a huge hit of a number of drugs that contain smoke. Then with your lips loose around ones penis go all the way to base of the penis and blow all smoke out onto penis. Suck for a few moments after. Repeat as needed.

Becky loves to give Tommy warm clouds after every hit she takes.

by Zaddy4Life! June 28, 2017

Warm Dessert

When a woman urinates on a man’s erect penis while he is sitting on the toilet.

Last night my girlfriend gave me a great Warm Dessert.

by Wicked Pisser September 2, 2018

Warm Dick

Often refered to when a males genitalia is at the point of being erect while still flacid, in turn making it big and warm.

My friend layed his big Warm Dick on my leg during a sleepover, I'm a dude btw.
I was in math class

by xX_masterfelcher_Xx May 28, 2022